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The purpose of this page is simply to count how many people visit it as a result of clicking on my guides idiot links.

Oh well. If you were dumb enough to come here, you will need help getting out. As much as i would love to sit and laugh as hundreds of people fall into this page never to return, i'd rather not have you mucking about on my userpage, even in an isolated subpage, so please follow this link: Main Page