User:Iscariot/WIP13

Hunters Anonymous.
Abbreviation:	H.A
Group Numbers:	Open to admitted hunting addicts.
Leadership:	Noelani Kiele, DrQuincy, Dean Hamilton.
Goals:	To reform hunters from their addictions, by shooting them and claiming their bounties.
Recruitment Policy:	Show up to a meeting and receive a pledge pin.
Contact:	PM Sable or Darkane on Brainstock.

Hunters Anonymous (H.A) is a Malton-wide fellowship of men and women who share a desire to stop hunting people. H.A suggests members completely abstain from hunting people, regularly attend meetings with other members, and follow its program to help each other with their common purpose; to help members "stay neglectful and help other alcoholics achieve neglectfulness." Although H.A's attrition rates are high, it can be effective as a treatment for hunting addiction.

“	Hi, I am Trump's Alt, and I'm an addict.	”
—Trump's Alt

“	Hi, Trump's Alt.	”
—Hunters Anonymous

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News

March 2009

Therapy continues and more claims made. Frequent customer Duke D'oeuvre showed some progress and created the first version of our wiki page. We all thank him and are convinced that one day his scones will be enjoyable without creating any adverse reactions.

February 2009

Therapy started and first group claims made in West Grayside.

January 2009

H.A formed.

Membership

While all members are of course anonymous, some are less anonymous than others. Here are some of those.

H.A Name	Membership	Member since	Notes
Noelani Kiele	Founder	2009-01-26	Make an appointment to avoid disappointment
DrQuincy	Founder/Prophet	2009-01-26
Dean Hamilton	Founder	2009-01-26
Lady of Pain	Hunter/Addict	2009-02-06
Duke D'oeuvre	Hunter/Addict	2009-02-08	Brings scones to meetings
Anonymous	Hunter(s)/Addict(s)	Unknown

DrQuincy Aus meiner Gedanken eig'nem Streben flackert ein alleiniges - mein - Erleben. Und ist dies auch meine einz'ge Würde, es bleibt zugleich meine letzte Bürde, denn wenn mein Sturzesschrei in mir - verhallt, war all mein "Ich" vergeb'ner Halt.

A joint venture of Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club and the Rogues Gallery.