User:Iscariot/WIP3
| The Mall Tour 2009 | |
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| Abbreviation: | MT, MT2009, MT09 |
| Group Numbers: | Zambahz! |
| Leadership: | Head Tour Guide Bohnny Jass, assisted by the Mall Tourist Board |
| Goals: | Fun, fatalities and the taking of each and every mall in Malton |
| Recruitment Policy: | Sign up at (insert Barhah thread stealth link here) |
| Contact: | Through the forum |
| IRC Channel: | #malltour |
Behold! The third coming of The Mall Tour!
After the great successes of Mall Tour 2006 and Mall Tour 2007 this landmark event returns for a third time. Again, the harmans will quake, cry and whine and we will reign victorious and pull down their temples of consumerism! The global economic depression has finally hit Malton, what better to stimulate the economy than a raging torrent of undead fury?
When does The Mall Tour 2009 start?
Shockingly in 2009, we were going to bring it forward but our market research showed that the breathers wouldn't get the irony.
Where did The Mall Tour 2009 start?
At the most historical site of one of the great battles of the first Mall Tour, Example Mall.
Announcements
0th January 2009 - Test coding for page in progress. -- Signature
Where is The Mall Tour 2009?
Current target: Example Mall
- Insert Second Big Bash Style Map
Path of Destruction
- 0th January 2008 - This Mall sacked.
- 30th February 2008 - That Mall completely devastated.
- 32nd October 2008 - Another Mall taken after a week long siege.
How do I join The Mall Tour 2009?
This is easy, change your group description to Mall Tour, sign up here (insert stealth link to recruitment thread here) and head over to our current target.
Where do I attack?
This (insert stealth link to target thread here) thread will always contain the currently designated target, be it a new mall, a specific mall corner or a building for snacking at between malls.
When do I attack?
Whenever you can. This is all about fun.
However, it's lots of fun to strike with other zombies to maximise your damage dealing capacity to the harmans.
Therefore we have brought back one of the great Mall Tour traditions, the guided tour groups! All guided tour groups are led by an experienced zambah who will help you find the very best barga!n bra!nz in the mall and will help our younger tourists grown up on a fresh diet of mall cuisine.
Cultured and Elitist
Cultured and Elitist are the group designed for a our European tourists. They are led by European Patsy. Sign up to this tour group here (insert stealth link to group 1 thread here)
They tour at 22:00GMT, (Translation into EST), (Translation into PST) and (Translation into Aussie time).
McDonald's Eating Gun Freaks
McDonald's Eating Gun Freaks are the group designed for a our North American tourists. They are led by Yankee Patsy and Canadian Patsy. Sign up to this tour group here (insert stealth link to group 2 thread here)
They tour at (Time in GMT), (Translation into EST), (Translation into PST) and (Translation into Aussie time).
Kangaroo Fuckers Anonymous
Kangaroo Fuckers Anonymous are the group designed for a our Antipodean and Asian tourists. They are led by Aussie Patsy, who is assisted by Kiwi Patsy. Sign up to this tour group here (insert stealth link to group 3 thread here)
They tour at (Time in GMT), (Translation into EST), (Translation into PST) and (Translation into Aussie time).
