User:Jebus14

Jebus14

Jebus is an odd man who, despite the numerous weapons that hang at his side, resembles the Saviour. Go figure. Originally spawned from a series of extremely violent cartoons (Krinkels, You Rock!!!) he decided to move away from Nevada and start anew in Malton. Then the Zombies came. Again, go figure.

Mighty Achievements

Served at the stickling mall siege (he lost, but who gives a crap?)where many-a-zombies were slain, and it was there that he decided to become a VICIOUS KILLER for the Channel 4 news team. As well, he stayed a night in Ridleybank, while writing something undoubtedly offensive, but as well liberatingly funny. Worshipped Ron Burgundy on at least one occasion. Just generally kicked Zed posterior throughout his entire career. Most recently has spent his time assisting the noble defenders of Caiger Mall in the righteous conflict against... ALL ZED KIND...

Martyrdom

On May 31st, At 8:40 AM, mountain time, Jebus14 made a short speech, followed by leaping from the Latrobe building and selecting brain rot. He did this to protest the killings executed by The Philosophe Knights. Here is his Speech: "Attention Everyone! Attention! I call you to attention to enlighten you to a cause! The cause to protest the vile Philosophy Knight's killings! I, and I'm sure I speak for many of you, would rather end their lives than once again be PK'd by a Knight! As such, I shall now presently be leaping from this window, as a form of martyristic protest! I invite all others to do the same in protest! Long live Caiger Mall!!!"

        Following this, he sprayed "On May 31st, 2007, Jebus14 died for his beliefs..." and then leaped out the building.

Affiliations:

	Caiger Mall Survivor
	This user or group assisted in defending Caiger Mall on one or more occasions.

	Stop Suggesting Crap!
	This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life.

	Firing Squad
	This user thinks we should just shoot Flogging Molly and get it over with.

	IT NEVER ENDS!
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

	Hypnotoad
	All glory to the Hypnotoad!