User:K.Funkerton
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Bio.
Mr. Funkerton was born on Oct. 9th, 1985. He grew up in the poorest of poor neighbourhoods. The ghetto, as some call it... From early on in his life he knew he wanted to be just like his daddy... a professional Basketball player.... He worked all his life to acheive his goal, and one day... while sitting on the bench for his teams NCAA championship game he noticed a couple of the scouts pointing and laughing at him, so the next day he checked out www.ScoutzChat.ThisDoesn'tReallyExistSoDon'tTryToGo.com were he found out the following quotes. "He works hard, but you can still work hard and suck...", "He's like mrs. Smith but he he's a guy" and "Thats was a dude??!?!?!" obviously K.Funkerton didn't have a career in basketball cause he sucked... Eventually his family got killed by some "Mysterious" force... never heard from again, he wasnt aloud to see them etc. Next thing we know is that the town is overrun by Dead things and K.Funkerton has had too much HaterAid to drink...
-"I can't teach anybody anything, I can only make them think"
-"When The Dead Are Living, The Living Are Dead"
-"Tu Comprende Shutup?"
-"It was the most I ever ate, and it changed my life forever"
A Message From The Editor
Yessa, my name is K.Funkerton, and i'm here to get all up on those zombie grills........ Yah i died once... dont really know how..... i would also highly recomend purchasing the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks and A short History of Progress by some guy i forgot... they are both sweet books...
