User:Katthew/DHPD

What follows is 100% accurate information gathered in regards to the Dunell Hills Police Department.

the Dunell Hills Police Department

Abbreviation:	DuHPol
Group Numbers:	8
Leadership:	?!??????!?!???!?!?!?!?!
Goals:	killing survivors
Recruitment Policy:	none
Contact:	911

Extremely small survivor group with its origins shrouded in mystery.

Known Facts:

Most of the members are PKers, GKers and general cockbags.
They are capable of making pages for other groups because they are in charge of doing that on the wiki.
An overwhelming majority of their number use barricade bots and multiple characters.
Their mysterious leader is some shmuck with nothing fucking better to do with his time than troll the wiki.
The group shouldn't be called "the Dunell Hills Police Department" since they don't operate out of Dunell Hills.
The group is made up of 10 actual people and their alts.

Originally lived in Dunell Hills but don't anymore, ever.
Killed 300+ survivors in the name of "the law".
Just fuckin' love making useless wiki pages!
Mix useless tactics like "meatshielding" with effective tactics like "zerging" and "barricade-bots".
Spend the majority of their time face-down in the dirt after being torn apart by zombies.
Enjoy whining about how any percentage of zombies over 40% of the total population is so totally fucking unfair and unbalanced and KEVAN IS RUINING THE GAME. Seriously.

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