User:MHSstaff/FullWeatherZ
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Drinky Drink Day
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Sunny / Zombies
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Alcohol / Zombies
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Cloudy / Zombies
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Snow / Zombies
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Blizzard / Zombies
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High: 11° | High: 10° | High: 8° | High: 9° | High: 6° | |||||
Low: -5° | Low: -3° | Low: -4° | Low: -3° | Low: -3° |
TODAY: SUNNY TO PARTLY CLOUDY IN THE AFTERNOON. HUMANS SHOULD NOTE THAT IT IS A PERFECT DAY TO HEAD OUTSIDE, BREATHE FRESH AIR, AND BE PUT DOWN BY YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD ZOMBIE HORDE. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE IN THE 11° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -5° C. |
DRINKY-DRINK DAY: HAPPY DRINKY-DRINK DAY MALTON. CONDITIONS WILL BE MOSTLY SUNNY, WITH A SMALL CHANCE OF ISOLATED THUNDERSTORMS AND A LARGE CHANCE OF DRUNKEN, ZOMBIE DEBAUCHERY BY LATE AFTERNOON. EXPECT SOME LIGHT GUSTS OF 5-10 KM / HR COMING FROM THE NORTH-EAST. ALUMINUM CANS AND BOTTLES FILLED WITH SWEET, SWEET, BROWNISH LIQUOR SHOULD BE SECURED, LEST THEY BE BLOW AWAY. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 10° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -3° C. |
REST OF WEEK: A WINTER STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT HEAVY ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH UP TO 30-35 CM IN SOME AREAS. WHITEOUT CONDITIONS MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY IN THE SUBURBS. VISIBILITY WILL BE LESS THAN A BLOCK IN MOST AREAS DUE TO DRIFTING SNOW. ZOMBIES ARE ADVISED TO STAY OFF THE ROADS. SURVIVORS SHOULD SEEK THEIR NEAREST ZOMBIE HORDE FOR SHELTER. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL FALL TO 6° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -3° C. |
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