User:Mark D. Stroyer/Axeman

This is the lyrics based off the Beatles song "Taxman". This immediately came to mind and, in the pattern of Specialist290, decided to write this down.

This song is about a typical axe-toting trenchoater character, who will kill any zombies he sees, regardless to who they are. In this case, he's largely talking to any other survivor who comes into his safehouse, and trying to impress them with his loud talk.

(Note: This is based off the "Taxman" from Anthology 2, not Revolver.

Lyrics

(Intrumental intro.)

Outside those zeds do you see?

There's one for you, nineteen for me.

'Cause I'm the axeman.

Ye-ah, I'm the axema-an...

Should any zombie get too tall.

I'll be hacking it down small.

'Cause I'm the axeman.

Ye-ah, I'm the axema-an...

If one tries to run...

I'll axe its feet.

If one tries to charge...

I'll axe its meat.

If one gets too close...

I'll axe its seat.

If just stands there...

I'd axe a fleet.

Axeman!

(Guitar solo.)

'Cause I'm the axeman.

Ye-ah, I'm the axema-an...

I want each zed dead and even more.

(Anybodygotabityofbodiesanybodygotabitofbodies)

I'll axe each zombie to the floor.

(Anybodygotabityofbodiesanybodygotabitofbodies)

'Cause I'm the axeman.

Ye-ah, I'm the axema-an...

Now my advice is do not die.

I'll axe while waiting to revive.

'Cause I'm the axeman.

Ye-ah, I'm the axema-an...

And I'm working for no one but me-ee...

Axeman!

References

• The "if a zombie gets too tall" and "I'll be hacking it down small" is about the original headshot.
• "I'd axe a fleet" is about him being so gung-ho, he'd do ludicrous stunts.
• The "Anybody got a bit of bodies" is about him killing so many zombies that no one else can find any.
• "I'll axe while waiting to revive" shows his extreme ignorance of revive points.