User:P02 Samuel/sandbox

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P02 Samuel's Sandbox

This is my sandbox. It's not a litterbox, so no, your cat cannot take a shit in it.

I'ma put here whatever i can steal from those wiki losers to spruce up my page. Yo not the only thieves around!

Yeah i mean this bunch of wiki losers. -------->

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This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
P02 Samuel's Urban Dead Creed

I believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord.

Who was conceived of the Holy Spirit,

born of the Virgin Mary,

suffered under Pontius Pilate,

was crucified, died, and was buried and resurrected in three days.

Not Zombie Jesus. He's a fraud. Hear me? ZOMBIE JESUS IS A FRAUD WHO WILL DESCEND IN HELL!

I believe in the Sacred Ground Policy, the holy Maltonite church,

the communion of saints (free wine at st. celestine's!),

the forgiveness of sins (as long as you dont PK),

the resurrection of the body (through Revivication),

and life everlasting (Dont die by zombies' bites.).

Amen!


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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.



You are inside St. Celestine's Church. decorate the walls. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. A cow has been set up here. It is running. Somebody has spraypainted St. Celestine's 100 Years Anniversary! Special Service scheduled for 3:00. onto a wall.

Since your last turn:
  • Che13 killed a zombie (4 seconds ago)
  • mickey the idiot healed you for 10 HP (0 seconds ago)


Main | Talk | Sandbox | My signature | Another sig | Dulston according to Jerks

Other Alts: The Trenchcoater | The Zombie | The Original Character

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This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie.
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P02 Samuel thinks bush is an alien because he can't speak english.


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This user is male.
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P02 Samuel loves the hot Russian lady!!!
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Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

Brothers, sisters -- HUMANS!

Jesus said -- (this) is my body!

Jesus said -- (this) is my blood!

Eat of my flesh!

This bread represents the Original Flesh, which no zombie can ever hope to eat.

Drink my blood!

This wine represents the Original Blood spilled on the cross, which no zombie can ever hope to drink!

Amen!

Jesus doesn't love zombies --

Jesus loves (lit. amor) HUMANS!

Jesus gave his Blood -- that we may be saved!

Jesus is the Resurrection!

NecroTech is the Revival!

Amen, fellows, amen.

 P02 Samuel | Talk to me, boys!Sig Sauer.jpg 12:41, 17 August 2007 (BST)
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This user's favourite weapon is their trusty pistol.

I am singing to you
Soft as a man with a dead child speaks;
Hard as a man in handcuffs,
Held where he cannot move:

Under the sun
Are sixteen million men,
Chosen for high levels,
Sharp eyes, good guns,
And a running of young warm blood in their wrists.

And a red rum runs on the green grass;
And a red rum soaks the dark soil.
And the sixteen million are PKing. . . and PKing
and PKing.

I never forget them day or night:
They shoot on my head for memory of them;
They pound on my doorstep and I cry back to them,
To their mobs and infections, healing and revival!

I wake in the night and smell the trenchcoats,
And hear the low stir of shamblers in lines
Sixteen million shamblers and zombies' spies in the dark:
Some of them long shamblers for always,

Some of them tumbling to sleep tomorrow for always,
Fixed in the drag of the world's heartbreak,
Eating and drinking, toiling. . . on a long job of PKing.
Sixteen million men.

PKers, based on "Killers", a poem by Carl Sandburgh.

Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!Sig Sauer.jpg