User:Pneumonica
| Pneumonica |
| Motto:
KILL THE CURE FOR CANCER! |
Organization: Bandit Queens
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| Mission Statement:
You do NOT stand alone! |
Contact:
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Description
Name: Doctor Syphil Pneumonica
Age: Questionable
D.O.B.: He had a mother?
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5'11"
Birthplace: Unknown
Experience: Proud (?) former member of Gulf Coast Necrochemical (see below), he since experienced the worst OSHA violation in the history of mankind as "his" cure for cancer went around eating people. But, he rolled with the punches by picking up an axe and beating CFCs (Cures for Cancer) with them. He is since a generically skilled and trained survivor.
Appearance: A shifty guy in a white(ish) lab coat (ignore the stains - most of it is just blood), swinging a fireaxe and still lacking a radio. He wears industrial perscription glasses and lots of stains, given that he hasn't had a good shower since being served with notice from OSHA for having caused a biomedical "incident".
Current Status: Between decapitating AliceCat and others whom he randomly and irrationally attacks for having eaten him several ways in a way that he does not enjoy, he has been researching a cure for the cure for cancer. Mass production is being stifled by CFC zed cultists and CFCs themselves. So he kills them. And they get back up again.
It's all just a vicious circle. Just the way he likes it.
Background: Besides being a little deranged and looking really cute in gorespatter and sports glasses, little is really known about his background, and he likes it that way.
Gulf Coast Necrochemical
Arrogating the will of God since 1982.
A pleasant little pharmaceutical LLC, located right here in your hometown, seeking the cure for cancer as we speak.
Right, so it didn't go very well. But it represents the first and only OSHA violation that we've had to date!
So, thanks to this being an LLC, I'm the last remaining owner of any share of the company. Luckily, I've figured out the cure for the cure for cancer. Fortuitous, that. I'm going to make a mint when my patent application goes through!
As for this whole OSHA violation thing, I'm sure the judge will agree it was an unforseeable incident that I had nothing to do with. I was just a lab tech, for God's sake!
At present, I'm trying not to get myself killed. Well and good, that. The Bandit Queens are helping me out.
