User:Red greg

The super warrior Red Greg was born into the sassy, solid and sexy southwest( I am using alliteration if you dont know this). Like most hot Anglo-Saxon men he joined the firefighters for the good life and he enjoyed saving damsels in distress. But the happy days would end when zombies and ugly people entered the city and all hell broke loose. During this time he had married a women who would tend to his wounds, pleasure him, aid his solid body, play twister with him and do everything else young couples would do. His wife was named Pretty Gregina. Fearing he would lose her he helped her escape into the northwestern mountains where she would conceive his child. Red Greg told her that he would fight the zombies and ugly people until like nitz until they were driven out of the town. He could take up to 20 years but he would take the risk. To combat the zombies he would search for the legendary Roftwood Assault Force. On his journey he was turned into a zombie, but his heart of gold allowed him to continue going on dispite being turned undead. He eventually joined up with Roftwood where embraces solid fighting must make a solid body.