User:RobOppenheimer/sandbox2
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IntroductionsFREAKIN' AWESOME KILLER ROBOTS WITH MOTORCYCLES AND SUNGLASSES! SDN was formed by that world renowned Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom, Leon Silverblood. He was a Cheese Monkey with a vision. And we're pretty sure it wasn't just the mescalin either. He wanted to form a group that facilitated survivor coordination through a network of alliances and systems that would allow easy and effective mass coordination among many pro-survivor groups. Then he called in Bad Attitude Barbie 'cos she makes shit happen. Skynet's Robot ArmyAnti-Zombie Squad
The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Formerly known as The Cartel, the squad took on the name Anti-Zombie Squad shortly after SDN absorbed that survivor group. The work of these merged squads earned SDN nominations as Best New Group and Best Survivor Group in the 2011 Malton Murder Awards. We think it's from the pie and tequila (and probably not the mescalin.) Network Member GroupsNetwork Member Groups are separate and autonomous groups that enjoy specific privileges not afforded to traditional allies (though we really love those filthy bastards too!) Member groups have their own chain of command independent of SDN but are given a subforum and administrative privileges on Skynet's forum to manage as they will. Member groups have unrestricted access to Skynet's tasty bits and mutual calls for assistance are given priority. They enjoy unrestricted access to our repository of intelligence data, they get some nice cross-promotion on our wiki and we can often be found tearfully exclaiming, "We love you,man" in pie and tequila induced sentimentality. Those wishing to secure Network Member Group status may contact us on our public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page. Z.A.L.P.
Life cultists. Finally, some hot zombie on zombie action! They are the dead counterpart to the Anti-Zombie Squad. D.S. R&D
Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skynet's Research and Development branch. Led by Albert Schwan, the Research & Development Team (D.S. R&D) gathers empirical data on game mechanics and develops Urban Dead themed products. Team Xtreme
Bounty Hunters (retired.) One of the best bounty hunting groups to ever play in Malton. Led by Josh Clark and Katie Burns, TX is now retired. You say you've got a little hunter group you'd like to connect to SDN? Well, just give a robot a jingle, huntah! We've found that bounty hunters and survivors are a very complimentary combination. Our robot survivors can assist with intelligence gathering, lighting, and reviving and hunters can help us by killing those pesky PKers. As is the case of all our Member Groups, any hunter group associated with SDN would be led and managed by its own leader who would be under no obligation to participate in SDN operations. Skynet is seeking a special alliance, not an annexation. Glorious War StoriesAw shit, do I have to write a bunch of summaries here? Fuck dat, nobody reads that crap anyway.
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