User:Sakarisan/Sakarisan
| Sakarisan |
| Motto: "Lets go kick some zombie behind with our puppies!!!" or something like that...
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| Mission Statement:
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Description
Name: Sakarisan
Age: Hundreds, but not quite entirely grey yet
Group: Bandit Queens
Gender: Male
Appearance: Sakarisan looks like something...or someone. Of that you can be sure.
And he has very clean pants.
Height: 6'3"
Birthplace: Mountainous region
Experience: Sakarisan left his home when he heard a myth from a far away land. He crossed oceans, made friends learned new languages all in his quest. When he got to the US, he learned that this wonderful, glorious myth was not a myth at all. And better yet there was a sale in nearby Malton where he could purchase all of this product he heard about that he could carry with him.
It was not long after his arrival in Malton that the quarantine went into affect. He decided to use the skills he had learned over the years to help the residents that were still breathing and not too terribly stinky. Yes...he endured all of this solely for two cases of Mr. Clean's Magic Eraser Stick(TM) at wholesale price. ;-(
Current Status: Limping around with a chain firmly affixed to his ankle
Background: Oni, Yeti, Mzungu mkubwa - these are the names that might describe the Sakarisan throughout centuries.
