User:Sarah Silverman/My 100th Kill

My 100th Kill

Well, thanks for the ideas that folks sent me - ALHG and DF I was really set on NOT doing a repeat for 100. I had planned on doing some scouting, choosing a target carefully, yadda yadda - but in the end I stumbled on a little nest of bounty hunters and decided that that would be fitting task for 100.

Anywhooooo... so I chose to kill The'Thief - a member of the not so funny or clever bounty hunter group The Watchmen. It went like this:

You say "Fitting that my 100th kill should be a bounty hunter. Congratulations Thief - your death has meaning for once."

You fire at The'Thief for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.

Then it was Cheeseman Muncher, who is on my list of bounty hunters:

You say "Another bounty hunter! You can be 101."

Then it was me kill pie - who while not on my bounty hunter list, is in the same group with Cheeseman Muncher: The Randoms, so what the hell, I killed him or her too. Plus it allowed me to kill the entire population of the building, so that's always a nice sense of accomplishment.

So thanks for all your cards and letters folks! I really appreciate the warmth and support I feel as I travel the city streets and haunts of Malton. We've done our very best to keep you entertained since the writer's strike began!

Kiss kiss!

Coming up on my 100th Kill

Hello Residents of southwestern Malton!! You'll see below that I've currently got 98 kills to my name - which means I’m about to hit a milestone of sorts – my 100th kill since Zoomy and the rest of the clowns in St. Alexander’s Hospital inspired me to a life of murder and destruction.

So, I thought it might be nice, by way of thanks, to invite YOU the members of my community to decide who my 100th kill should be. It’s going to be soon, so if you’d like to offer yourself up, suggest a target or whatever you’d like to say – go to my talk page.

Spare me the challenges for duels or whatever. I might do that one day but this is for a straight up murder. I’ll need a location of the target and say a 4-ish hour window where they will be somewhere.

Hey – YOU get to be part of my murdering history! Your life is pretty boring anyway right? You know you want me to kill you. See someone SOON!! Kiss kiss!

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