| Hi Kids!
I'm very excited for the new season of my show, and also for my new chosen career in Urban Dead! I started out a peace loving jewish girl who liked to hang out in St. Alexander's in Lockettside, and things were going pretty well.
Then one day my boyfriend, who sometimes has a pretty racy way of talking, said some kind of suggestive things to me. It was all in good fun, but the self righteous douche bags of St. Alex - principly the Lockettside Valkyries - got all judgey-judge and started harassing me non-stop. I did my best to defend myself verbally - but they even started stabbing me and healing me in some cowardly practice I'm told is called XP farming. How lame!
Anyway, at some point something inside me broke. My final warning to the genitalia-free Valkyries was, "You're teaching me to hate..." Oh how I hate now. I called up all my buddies from late night TV, and we have banded together to make life as annoying as possible for the Valkyries. You can read all about our exploits at the Late Night TV Crue page.
So, that's what I'm up to! Until I head into St. Alex's again, kiss kiss!
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