User:Saromu/WTFCENTAURS the Movie

WTFCENTAURS

The Movie!

A short, short while ago in a Wiki not so far away...

The wiki is in ruins. After the long Spam War that engulfed the Suggestions page the

mighty Centaurs have lost their once respected name. To defend the Centaur honor

two knights of the Zombah Republic were sent to arbitrate the problem. The knights

soon land on the enemy plane...

Plane's Dining Area

Optimus Prime: "I got a bad feeling about this Greedo."

Greedo: "Oona Goota, Optimus Prime."

Droid: "Hello, I am RU-RETARDO. My master will be here shortly."

Officer's Deck

Droid: "Master, the diplomats of the Zombah Republic are here."

Samuel L. Jackson: "Ah, yes."

Droid: "Master, they appear to be Spam Knights."

Jackson: "Say what?!"

Plane's Dining Area

Greedo: "Look out! Adbots!" Greedo fires once and misses. "Damn my shooting sucks."

Optimus Prime: "Release the snakes and let's get out of here."

Optimus Prime and Greedo fly away in a ROFLcopter

Jackson: "Where they at?!"

Droid: "They're gone...and they've released snakes on the plane."

Jackson: "I want these motherfuckin snakes off my motherfuckin plane!"

Centaur Island a.k.a. Kazakhstan

Darth Zerger: "Young Codename ^, you will be my new apprentice. Together we shall destroy the Centaur name by making crappy suggestions."

Codename ^: "Yes my master. What should I do first?"

Darth Zerger: "You must kill your old master, Optimus Prime. He is a threat to our Spamnation."

Somewhere in the middle of Hell...probably Undeadinator's mom's basement

Codename ^: "You betrayed me Optimus Prime!"

Optimus Prime: "STFU n00b or i pwn u lyk ep. III."

Codename ^: "HAX!"

To be continued...