User:Scinfaxi
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That's right sodomites
I'm a born again hate... Religious figure! I have decided to turn my life around and become dedicated to the following principles:
- No baby murder.
- Christmas should be celebrated by all faiths.
- Prayer in schools should be a mandatory part of sex education.
- Every backpack sold to children should contain a copy of Dear God, It's Me Margarette. The text should be modified to reflect the sin of a woman's menstration cycle though.
- No gay marriage in any shape or form. Also, no marrying dogs.
- Sex in the confines of marriage should be videotaped to be monitered for sodomy. I will moniter those tapes.
- Amazing should be allowed back on the wiki, if he repents.
- The one world government should stop trying to assassinate reverend Tony Alamo and admit their complicit participation in the OKC bombing, Waco massacre, 9-11 terrorist attacks, and the death of Sonny Bono.