User:Scotty Dume/Scotty Dume

HI I'm Scotty Dume. I'm currently the North Starlington Leader of the South Paynterton Aces. Now that might sound a bit strange but the Aces decided to help out the area for survivors. Ezri Sun was the first leader and I stepped in when she retired. She still hangs around though and supports us. Now with the help of Duncan Thaw, as my next in command, we help keep North Starlington groovy for the folks. Yeah I'm one of the oldest members of the group and i actually lurked around till Will Smogg convinced me to join. I miss that glorious drunkard. Things weren't always like this. Before the zombies I was a security guard at the Giddings mall. It was good times. Low pay but I wasn't looking to make the bucks. I had wasted my youth doing porn and when I tried to do real work...well...people refused to hire me. Like I got my teachers credentials and tried to work in a school but they found out and booted me ASAP. It didn't help that it was a Catholic all girls school. So security it was. SO I get asked 'Why did I quit porn?' Well it was hard work...ok thats not the truth. Well I just got tired and I started to do video's like 'I wouldn't touch that with my ten inch pole.' I wanted a normal life and I wasn't willing to do gay porn. That's where the real money is ya know. I'm proud of my past movies like 'Seconds at Sloppy Joes,' 'You'll poke someones eye out with that thing,' and 'She wants it badly.' Well here I am. Fighting the Zombie Horde. Not the normal life I was looking for but better than being a mall cop. Beer flows freely and there is always a kegger on Friday with the South Paynterton Aces. This is the life. Now I must do my 40oz to freedom and bash some zeds. be groovy people