User:Silent badger
Origins
I'm far to mysterious to quantifie and my origins would sear your puny mind i'm afraid, just trust me, its for your own goooooood.
Appearence
A heavyset man dressed in flowing robes, excessivly hairy and wild in appearence, his beard and unruly hair are laced by a thick streak of grey. Given to expressions of profound wisdom or irrelevence and occasional bursts of extreme violence against vegetables. He appears calm amidst the growing desolation, as if he knows something profound and reasuring. The song "lonely man" from the Incredible Hulk seems to accompany him everywhere for some obscure reason.
The Gospel
- Dont do it
- Oh go on then, Do it
- Never use a big word, when a diminutive one will be sufficient.
- Mentoss
- Many are the ways of him, for as it was said it shall be forevermore unless its different, in which case it shall not be, even if said, Rhododendron.
- Jellyfish, gonna sting ya, in ya draws. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
- Striped with the light and the dark, black and white, no shadows to hide in, all must be revealed and exposed, nothing can be hidden from the piercing eyes of truth, there is no grey, except on the tummy and round the ears.
The Dream
Churches churches
If you wish to be delivered from here and inspired by stuff, then bathe yourself in the glory of the thing that I will reveal to you and prepare yourself for everlasting worthyness, and some mild satisfaction. Put your name here..
Oh! Oh! I want to be a member of the Church of Silent Badger!--Amy Flood 16:32, 13 May 2008 (BST)
you can count me in as well, dear friend. But about the mild satisfaction....what exactly does this entail?--Biff Chitts 19:14, 13 May 2008 (BST)
