User:Squishy

"I am the #1 Squishy. The king of squish, I am the squishiest of all the squishes. I am squishier than Squishy the Great, and I make damn good T-bone steaks." -Squishy

The Man

I'm from Arizona, so I'm an ardent D-Backs/Cardinals/Coyotes/Suns fan. Go ahead, make fun of the Cardinals, I used to do it, even while rooting for them, but they're 7 and 3, so suck it. I hate hippies. Also, so everyone knows, I hate you. I don't care who you are, unless I do care, then I don't, but I hate you. That's one of the only constants in life. Death, taxes, my girlfriends nagging, and my hatred. Barack Obama sucks, but then again, so do the people that support him. If you were insulted by that, your a hypocrite. I also hate hypocrites. The second amendment protects my right to carry my uzi on me, no matter what the law says! We have that right to protect ourselves against the government, it's too bad that the ones who are considered "uneducated" in society are the ones who actually understand the Constitution as it is.

The Man's Disclaimer

Just for everyone's better knowledge, I only say that to get on the nerves of people. and to prove points. I'm completely responsible for my opinion, as are you, but mines much more valid as it's the right one. Also, if you were offended, I pity your lack of intelligence. Also also, My opinions protected in the Constitution of the United States, as it should be in every country.

The Man's other disclaimer

I reserve the right to be lazy and not finish this thing. I'll do it when there's not L4D to play.