User:Suburban Ed/quotes
Suburban Ed commentary & source links.
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Reganbank_Parkour_Club_%26_Deli
November 16, 1980: The day a big turd went KASPLAT as it hit the ground.... What is that smell you say? Well it's Suburban Ed, stinking up MALTON since August 29, 2006.
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Our President having a moment of clarity while pondering Suburban Ed
Suburban Ed caught in candid moment playing UD on Friday night
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/ARFCOM
Suburban Ed PKed L00tie 02/07/08 Last seen Dowdney Mall Santlerville
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Ghetto_Cow
Suburban Ed PKed Ev933n for being naked. I shit you not. Is the C4NT a group of PKers?
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Us
Kill pKers 642461 Suburban Ed
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Tactical_Area_Rescue
enemies of Tactical Area Rescue
* Suburban Ed: for being a PK'er and impersenating a T.A.R officer
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Texas_Rangers
Known PKers GKers or just plain annoying
These people are to be killed on sight
Suburban ED
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Legion_of_the_Octopope/Hitlist
Heretics, Traitors and Fools
The following are to be removed from the sight of the Octopope, who watchs over all that lives on Earth. Send them to the black abyss to ponder on the magnitude of their crimes. Suburban Ed did kill a servant of the Octopope.
http://bgpdforum.proboards28.com/index.cgi?board=pk&action=display&thread=1153929936
Great, ::) after waiting in a waiting in line at an overflowing revive point for nearly a month, this guy went and killed me http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=642461 (his name is Suburban Ed and is wanted for impersonating a member of the group Tactical Area Rescue as well as being a known PKer) Here's what it said on the screen:
Suburban Ed attacked you for 4 damage. (yesterday) ...and again. Suburban Ed attacked you for 8 damage. (yesterday) ...and again. Suburban Ed said "Merry Christmas!" (yesterday) Suburban Ed attacked you for 3 damage. (yesterday)
~ montezuma
just got randomly PKed by suburban ed http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=642461 in bale mall...weird...he used like 4 shotgun shells, too...so he was definitely human when it happened
~temjin
http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18264&st=1360
Shammie is in SE Bale! I took him down a bit, but I couldn't finish the job. Help!
Oh, and a 'Suburban Ed' attacked me. Who the hell is he?
~Rhinox
He is a PKer that killed Doctor Necro a few days ago. Kill him on sight!
I got Shammie down to 34hp, but I have no AP left.
~ The Predaking
Hmm. Maybe he's operating under a specific agenda? Maybe out 'mutual friend' has an alt?
~Rhinox
Well, Shammie was killed this morning. No sign of Suburban Ed.
~ The Predaking
The guys at Brainstock will never give up. If Zerg and Bounty hunters come along, then we shall deal with them in kind, but I just stopped caring about GunCB, especially after yesterday's atrocities at Bale mall, I really think we should focus our efforts on two things.
1. Retake and resecure Bale mall. This means clearing out the zeds, getting it powered, and getting defenders back inside it.
2. Hunt down and kill ever last member of the two PKer groups. In addition to that, the supposed Zerg Hunter Suburban Ed killed 7 defenders right before Bale fell yesterday. For that, he deserves our wrath too.
What do you guys think?
~ The Predaking
http://bowsg.proboards75.com/index.cgi?board=ud&action=print&thread=1142281173
my alt got pker in treweeke by Suburban Ed -- http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=642461
screenshot: oops that didn't work out oh well you have the profile at least
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Kinch_Heights
April 20, 2007 A fellow named Suburban Ed is suspected of impersonating a Channel 4 News Team member and PKing. Please avoid revivification of this individual -- his profile may attempt to convince you otherwise. -- Kenny Matthews W! 00:40, 21 April 2007 (BST)
Do you have a screenshot? Don't view anyone as a PKer unless you saw them PKing on your own screen or someone else's -- AlexanderRM 19:38, 22 April 2007 (BST)
Sorta, insofar as evidence can be provided. -- Kenny Matthews W! 06:28, 23 April 2007 (BST)
Heh is he a PKer? You know he's in Red Rum, right?
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Channel_4_News_Team#C4NT_Poser_PKer.21
C4NT Poser PKer!
This guy: Suburban Ed is going around PKing in your classy name. He's currently in Buttonville.-- Jonathon Quimby 17:59, 18 April 2007 (BST)
...and he has struck again. He just murdered one of my mates today. This happened at Club Veysey in Kinch Heights. -- Kenny Matthews W! 00:36, 21 April 2007 (BST) ...for those who demand evidence. -- Kenny Matthews W! 06:19, 23 April 2007 (BST)
Well, I can't speak on behalf of the entire group (since I'm technically only a secondary member; my primary membership is w/ another group), but the Channel 4 News Team forms as something of a very loose group--not all "members" are actually members, per se. Many PKers like to take advantage of the group's loose structure to use the tag as their group tag. Rest assured, however, that the News Team itself does not condone PKing in any fashion; it's just un-Classy. -- Specialist290 ♠♥ ♣ ♦ 18:12, 21 April 2007 (BST)
Oh, I don't believe he's associated with C4NT. I just wanted you all to know he's out there making you look bad. He even announces to the crowd he's doing the Channel's business. Lately, he's been encouraging people to join Red Rum. He seems to be back in Buttonville as of today, targetting Randoms, who are extremely unhappy with him. But no, nobody blames the classiest group in the city.-- Jonathon Quimby 07:07, 22 April 2007 (BST)
Nice to know. Well, thanks for giving us a heads-up; I'm sure that if anyone else in the News Team pays attention to the Wiki and happens to be in the area, he'll give Suburban Ed a nice "talking-to" ;) -- Specialist290 ♠♥ ♣ ♦ 08:03, 22 April 2007 (BST)
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Dragonhead/PKing_Logs
08-05-07
1. Suburban Ed said "I didn't do it, I swear!" (6 hours and 24 minutes ago) 2. Suburban Ed killed Clytemnestra.
May 28th, 2007
18 zombies need reviving in the Greenleaves Alley.
Suburban Edof the Red Rum PKing group is plying his trade in Ruddlebank. Unlike the Gore Corps, this group often uses other group names in their profiles.-- Nuabreed 08:40, 29 May 2007 (BST)
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:EEMS Edge/EEMS Discussion Page
May 7th, 2007: Ummm, why did your member Suburban Ed come into Grinter Cinema and PK me in Pennville? He is now on our sh*tlist and will be butchered endlessly unless a good explanation is given. I know he is a known PKer from the past. Not a good guy to have in your "survivor group.Cineraryone 21:22, 7 May 2007 (BST)
http://www.overlordforums.com/index.php?topic=1436.msg26892#msg26892 (Bruce Green)
There's a lot of big talk lately commin from 'certain' players (whom I won't mention by name) that are notorious for being easy kills in game.
Well my question to you all is:
Who do you think are the REAL tough players? Who would you least like to run into in a dark alley?
The person doesn't need to be active, but a reason should be added so we all know why you think that player kicks (kicked) ass. You can nominate several ppl if you want.
And you can't nominate yourself...'cuz that's just plain stupid.
My picks:
Darkkensai - Toughest RT fighter I've met in the game. The only person who beat me in RT with a vamp. Suburban Ed - The man's a freakin' bloodhound Hatama - A spam attack from hell
IronMikeTyson: Becuase he's a big scarey guy..
Suburban Ed - Becuase he takes peoples shoes Wink
I don't believe in tough talk.
I'm all about the fluffy bunnies, giving out candy and petting kittens whilst I'm out TKing... Cheesy
Anyway, I vote.... Mmmm.
Suburban Ed. Never been on the recieving end of his wrath as we're chums but I know he's badass Tongue I guess I'll have to go for Bruce too, on account of his ridiculous level of killage =]
http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Randoms/index.php?showtopic=1123&view=getnewpost
GPunk said "That Suburban Ed. Totally bad form, killing folks at a party." (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
- Kiali said "that was most certainly NOT AN ACID TRIP ZOMBIE REPELLENT! =O" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
- CorporealFluid broadcast "Whew... I waited all day to do that. 'night everybody." from here, on 26.95 MHz. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
- citrusman said "PAAAAAARTAY!" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
- Eldredix said "that was achoon CorporealFluid" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
- Eldredix said "and by achoon: I mean a CHOOOOOON" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
- Ruan Thomas said "Suburban Ed will get his, in the meantime, Party on! *shakes his pimp hat in the air and fumbles over the furniture tossed about due to re-cading and de-cading*" (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
- Duckfooted2 said "Goddammit he'll get his. Can you guys tell me if he's spotted in the IRC or by PM? Loaded up all these shotguns special for him and he draws first blood _" (59 minutes ago)
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:13g2gGJSeYcJ:www.allspark.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t18264-1300.html+%22suburban+ed%22+pk+-park&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=18&gl=us The Predaking Feb 10 2007, 01:23 PM I stopped another incurrsion inside bale, setup a new generator, fueled it, and brought the barricades back up.
I am sick and tired of being PKed.
Suburban Ed Pked Doctor Necro for PKing! How the hell does someone with no combat abilities PK? Seriously? I am thinking of just going on a Rampage and Killing Kinkaid and GunCB on sight from now on.
Rhinox Feb 10 2007, 04:56 PM There's another guy running around with the name 'Dr. Necro Tech'. Could be that there is some measure of confusion between you and he.
I'm not seeing anyone taking credit for the kill anywhere, Predaking. It may just be a loner bunghole.
