User:The Loon Ranger
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The fastest gun in town and, reportedly, the fastest cock in town too. The Loon Ranger could shoot a man in the eye at twenty paces or all over a woman within 10 seconds of copulation.
Such is the mans curse. The latter lead to a more frenzied amount of the former for virtually any trivial comment The Loon Ranger took in his paranoia to be a remark about his peformance in the bedroom.
Avoid this character. Certainly do NOT speak to him.
