User:The Stigs

Some say he is a man, some say is a god. Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, that he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong, that his legs are hydraulic, that his left eye is a teste, that he thinks clouds are following him, that he's allergic to the Dutch, he never blinks, he was raised by a group of Cheetah, his voice can only be heard by cats, his farts consist of pure nitrous oxide, he can drive a car backwards with his leg hair, he is confused by stairs, and that he has hydraulic legs.

All we know is, he's called The Stig.

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