User:Thom Flask

"A huge smile threatens to tear this survivor's face in two as he cheerfully skips along, his bloodied axe in tow.

Wearing: a blood-smeared pair of sunglasses, a ripped pink tie, a bloodstained mustard yellow long-sleeved shirt, a blood-flecked purple coat, a pair of orange trousers and a bloodstained pair of black boots"

The Long, Strange Tale of Mr. Flask

Thom Flask arrived in Malton with little more than a song on his lips and a 12 gauge on his back. After wandering around for a bit, he decided to settle down at Caiger Mall for a while, at least until he found something to do around the desolate city. That something finally became clear to him one day, and it was murder.

Ol' Tommy Boy spent the next year or so terrorizing Caiger with his kickin' guitar solos and unique brand of horrible slaughter. It took a long time until at last he grew bored of the killing, and wandered west. There, he met a group of kindly souls named The South Paynterton Aces. To thank them for their kindness, he renounced his murderin' ways and devoted his time to helping tired survivors on their way.

Inevitably, things went wrong. The Aces ran out of beer and began complaining about Flask's constant guitar solos, and so he left. Flask wandered south, hoping to try his luck in Miltown. However, something must have gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Thom Flask returned from Miltown a changed man, far too cheerful for his own good and covered from head to toe in fresh blood. Wailing on his guitar, he began a long walk back to Caiger. Slaughtering countless innocent souls along the way, this was to be known as Thom Flask's Great Murderin' Tour.

What's Ol' Flasky up to now?

So glad you asked! Flask has finally returned to his old stomping grounds, where he has vowed to start up the murderin' and solo-playin' all over again. Thom maintains that he doesn't pick his targets, they pick him. Honestly, that wounded grandmother was just asking for it.

Omigod, it's Thom Flask! Sign my boob?

Feel like helping Flask out on his mission of murder and rock 'n roll? Welcome aboard! Thom just doesn't have the time to start a group or do anything organized like that, but he is willing to welcome you with open (blood-spattered) arms! Ol' Flask is always looking for folks to revive him, so if you're a morally ambiguous sort with a few syringes in your pocket, keep an eye out for The Man himself! Flask has a nasty habit of dying constantly, and could use your help in getting him back on his feet! Just watch out for kickass-lookin' zombies with this profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=534399

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

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	Honor Among Thieves
	This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.

	The Wanderers
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