User:Tom Thumb
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This is me.
Malton: Not Invented Here
Monroeville: Schoenberg
One day I was working on Brighton Pier, doing some routine maintenance on the Human Catapult Apex Pendulum Machine. Unfortunately during a test run, my shirt got caught in the mechanism, and I was fired into the sea at twice the speed of sound. The impact took my face clean off like a shovel, leaving it all smooth and white like a human egg.
