User:Trehkan

Just another survivor battling the ferocious hordes of undead among the ruins of once picturesque Malton. I may not be the most likeable guy ever (or most cleanly, or most coherent...) but where there's zombies to maim, sieges to repel, Glorious Battle to be had, injustice to be avenged (okay, so not that last one, that's not my job) I will be found! Except, you know, if it's in multiple places at once. Because I can't multiply by fission.

Zombies killed: 3 since I started counting.

Survivors revived: None at all. Yet.

Times died: 11

Battles fought: Siege of St. Ethelbert's Hospital (June 15th(?)-July 4th 2007)(lost)

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	Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
	This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.

	A Colossus Of Class
	This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006.