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What is Anti-Barhah?
In the age of communication, people constantly bombarded with information. Many people simply cannot absorb all of this knowledge, and so when presented with something, they must group it vaguely. Because much of what they hear is news, and most news is negative (when a parent loves his child, it's not news, but when he tortures him to death, it is), they group most information as simply being bad. This inevitably leads to the conclusion that the world is filled with bad people out to do bad things. From this premature assumption, they cannot devise anything that might possibly be done about the nonexistent problem, but when promised a solution, usually by a politician or celebrity, they will donate half their life savings without a second thought on how much of an impact it might actually have. They tend to donate chiefly to attempts to end world hunger forever, ensure world piece indefinitely, and develop a cure for puppy death. This is, of course despite the fact that they could help the world more with the same money, by stimulating the economy, repaving roads, or a variety of other stuff that's to boring to make the news. They just prefer to waste their effort saving puppies, because the concept of a world where puppies never die is a feelgood concept.
What is Barhah?
In the age of communication, people are constantly bombarded with information. Some people manage to absorb all of this knowledge, apply logic, and find trends. They don't always agree on these trends, and they take pleasure in discussing such things with each other. However, when these intellectual, pro-barhah people try to discuss these complex concepts with ignorant, anti-barhah people, the anti-barhah people refuse. They claim to dislike thinking about such negative things, and that discussing it won't help anything. The pro-barhah people have trouble understanding this. They can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to understand as much as possible. And so, the two types of people are incompatible. But the anti-barhah people can't understand this. They insist that everyone must get along and be friends. The pro-barhah people can not stand this, and often lash out at the anti-barhah people.
Myths about Barhah
Barhah is about zombies. - Zombies, at least in UD, almost always accept barhah. Thus, zombies are about barhah.
Barhah is about friendship - Part of barhah is about setting your narcissism aside and doing things right, which usually means working together with others. Teamwork often leads to friendship. But if an acceptor of barhah were to discover that a friend denied barhah, he would not remain friends with them, although he might pretend to, in order to help his friend understand barhah (if he has the patience).
