User:Triumph the Dog

Hello, you jackasses of Malton. I have been told by that busybody Silverman that I must have a page here. So here it is. It's a good wiki page... FOR ME TO POOP ON. And you too if you want. Though you probably don't know which end you're supposed to shit from, and what comes out of you is virtually indistinguishable anyway regardless of its issuing orifice...

Ah well, such is life.

I may do more, but this isn't really my thing.

At least there's a place for you to poop now.

You SUUUUUUUCK Malton.