User:Uncle Bill/Another santa claus
Another Santa Claus
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December 2007
Alrighty then! Santa is back in action at Bale Mall. First on the nice list this year is Angelyn Black, who healed Santa after a very dizzying bout of "being revived while infected without a first aid kit or a map." Good girl, Angelyn!
December 2006
Another Santa Claus is making his rounds throughout Malton, trying to spread holiday cheer. Anyone playing a Santa Claus, Zombie Santa Claus, or even a Department Store Santa type character is encouraged to post your exploits to this page.
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Zombie Santa's coming to town! |
| This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas. |
Malls Visited
Mitchem Mall (December 18, 2006)
Woodroffe Mall (December 19, 2006)
Pole Mall (December 20, 2006)
Marven Mall (December 23, 2006) This one took awhile to find after my reindeer got eaten.
Bale Mall (December 15, 2007)
Requests for presents
Less zombies - Exu Brance
- I'm all over that! (Loads shotgun) - Another Santa Claus
A gold-plated pistol with unlimited ammo and a laser sight. - Edgar Reese, Penny Heights
- And exactly where were my milk and cookies? - Another Santa Claus
Ooh! Hewwo Santa! I wanna lollipop, an' guns, an' mowe lollipops, an' a twansfowmer, an...
(This continues for quite some time)
... an' some mowe lollipops, an' - dat's it! - (Lil') Scalene Ridley
- zzzzzzzzzzz.... NEXT! - Another Santa Claus
I wish for Soviet flag, dead rat, and ticket out of Malton. Oh, and 3d graphics is welcome too. - Lachryma
- If you want out of Malton, I hear [Malton Retirement Housing] is working on a tunnel. - Another Santa Claus
i want a flamethrower... - Duke Garland
- You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho ho ho! - Another Santa Claus
- no-no-no, i definitely won't do anything like that. i've used to handle with a lot of different pistols and shotguns, but it's just all very old stuff... - Duke Garland
- Dear Santa, maybe this year you could bring me a flamethrower? i promise to wear gas-mask and chemical defense suit! - Duke G.
- Is this so you can roast marshmallows? I'm pretty sure there are safer ways you could do that. - Santa
- Dear Santa, maybe this year you could bring me a flamethrower? i promise to wear gas-mask and chemical defense suit! - Duke G.
- no-no-no, i definitely won't do anything like that. i've used to handle with a lot of different pistols and shotguns, but it's just all very old stuff... - Duke Garland
Dear Santa, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...oops wrong list. I want a zombie free Christmas please, oh and a flamethrower like that other guy said. ~ Rodwy, South Blythville
- Sorry, couldn't get you a flame thrower. Try not watering your tree... should do about the same thing. - Another Santa Claus
Santa, I want female sex slaves. Thousands of them. All attractive in different ways. An a PSP - Zaku III
- I might be able to get you the PSP. - Another Santa Claus
I wonder if Santa will come to Malton this year and drop Miniguns to all the good zombie hunters? - Duraznito
- So you're saying you don't like fruitcake? - Another Santa Claus
The naughty list
Frank Watson - Killed Another Santa Claus at Mitchem Mall Link
The zombie inside Woodroffe Mall who pulled down the Christmas lights. Naughty zombie!
Malakyte, for killing beta at Pole Mall.
The nice list
These players have helped save Christmas:
Basil Alcatraz Revived "Zombie Santa Claus" Dec 19
klaxia (Malton Fire Deptartment) Thanks for the heal!
Crisco Inferno Thanks for the heal!
