User:Waluigi Freak 99

Playing on the side of good and on the side of evil both have their disadvantages. So I choose both. I fight for both sides, pursue both goals, and swap often. You could be my enemy one day and my friend the next. Or you could be my enemy forever, or my friend. Or you could envy me, because I'm both good and evil, something that would drive you crazy. You could rue me forever and seek to become me. Of course, to become me, you'd have to kill me . . . but then you could never be me, because that's either good or evil, but never both.