User:WanYao/Wan Shot First

Captain Tightpants' Army

Wan Yao's One-Man-Army vs. blanemcc's two man(?) Trenchcoat army.

Why?

Well if it's not obvious, here are a few reasons:

• For Great Justice!
• Because a real Browncoat does not engage in wanton murder.
• Because a real Browncoat is loyal. To the very end. And beyond... User blanemcc formed the Northern Regiment. Then abandoned that group and his comrades-in arms-therein, deciding he'd join DORIS. Then left he left DORIS to start this group. "Turncoat", perhaps?
• Because blanemcc is fucking annoying.
• Because real men play with dolls... erm... action figures!

Is that a Captain Tightpants in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?