User:Xliarface

HWC Healing/Revive Slut emoxjo
Joined: 2006-10-17 02:58:55 Character Details: Urban Dead profile Rank: HWC Healing/Revive Slut Character Class: Scientist Favorite Equipment: Revivification Syringe Favorite Weapon: Shotgun Backup Weapon: Pocket Knife Current Status: Sucking cocks for quarters Location: Knight Square, Wyke Hills Current Level: 23 Kills: 35,873,218,648 Revives: See above. Deaths: 6 Group: Hartford Wrecking Crew Journal: www.pigeonblog.com

Hartford Wrecking Crew is for prossies & assholes! (That's why I love it.)

This user is frequently known to be a firetruck but doesn't play as a firefighter.

Also, she has a different wiki name than UD character name.

Everyone is quite confused about all this.

	A FREE COOKIE
	Greenstreak is giving emoxjo a cookie because she is sailboat-savvy!

	Du Nu Nu Nu...
	Xliarface can touch this.

	Mmmm, cheese…
	Xliarface really, really likes cheese.

... That's a lie. I hate cheese.

• Then why is it on your profile. Word on the street is that you really, really like it.--Greenstreak 01:13, 22 October 2006 (BST)
  • Other word on the street is you put it there. (Oh..wait, what?..SNAP.)--emoxjo 02:09, 22 October 2006 (BST)

• Jonna......that's a damn lie and you know it. You love cheese, because if you don't then you must be gay.--UnHonoredSoldier 21:22, 22 October 2006 (BST)
  • I think it may be illegal for someone who loves the cock as much as I do to be gay. --emoxjo 00:39, 23 October 2006 (BST)
    • Now you're just making up excuses, and you're trying to get into me pants. --UnHonoredSoldier 23:06, 23 October 2006 (BST)
      • Am I that transparent? --emoxjo 00:08, 24 October 2006 (BST)
        • Stop trying to have sex with my little brother. Just because he's 18 now doesn't mean that it is okay.--Greenstreak 19:24, 24 October 2006 (BST)
          • I'll have sex with who I want. AND HE'S 14! --emoxjo 19:57, 26 October 2006 (BST)
            • Silly Jonna, there's no cheese in his pants, nor will there be when he turns 18. --Rezornath 20:30, 26 October 2006 (BST)
              • Thats a damn lie sir, how do you know i don't keep cheese in my pants? And, Jonna i grew up on you, and i'm sorry, but just cause i'm an 18 years old doesn't me you can start hitting on me constantly! --UnHonoredSoldier 23:35, 26 October 2006 (BST)
                • Actually, that's exactly what it means. Didn't you read that in the "I'm turning 14 Today!" book? --emoxjo 03:17, 27 October 2006 (BST)
                  • No Jonna, I didn't, because I'm only "Fourteen", you bag of duche(DOUCHE, happy Jonna) --UnHonoredSoldier 18:59, 28 October 2006 (BST)
                    • ...if you're going to insult me, spell "douche" right, child. --emoxjo 20:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
                      • I'm allowed to be ignorant to spelling, because I'm fourteen. --UnHonoredSoldier 01:18, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
                        • That's like being racist, but only when it's convenient. You dumb. --emoxjo 20:45, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
                          • I only have one eye, there I said it are you happy Jonna. Did you see what you just made me do. You're tearing this zombie killing group apart.:(--UnHonoredSoldier 22:47, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
                            • ...I started tearing the group apart before the group was even created. ..think about that one for a while.--emoxjo 23:37, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

• Hey, Ms. English. In your descrpition you spelled "plain-Jane" like a plane. Is she like a generic pilot or something? I just don't know.--Greenstreak 19:24, 24 October 2006 (BST)
  • Yes, she's a pilot. Fuck you. --emoxjo 19:57, 26 October 2006 (BST)
    • That's right fuck him, why do conversations always have to go back to some ones nuts?--UnHonoredSoldier 23:37, 26 October 2006 (BST)
      • Nuts are all that matters. --emoxjo 03:17, 27 October 2006 (BST)
        • Yes, yes they are. --UnHonoredSoldier 18:59, 28 October 2006 (BST)

• I LIKE PIE!!!!! --Hirashio 15:34, 26 October 2006 (BST)
  • Me, too, dear child. Meeee, too. emoxjo 19:57, 26 October 2006 (BST)
    • What kind of pie do you like Jonna? --UnHonoredSoldier 23:37, 26 October 2006 (BST)
      • Dav told me to write "sex pie." So I will. --emoxjo 16:06, 27 October 2006 (BST)
        • You listened to Dav? For shame Jonna, for shame. --UnHonoredSoldier 18:59, 28 October 2006 (BST)
          • Well, if I listened to you, I'd be gay, and probably doing awful things. And watching you eat gross cheesy meat slowly while staring at me, you damn creep. --emoxjo 21:47, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
            • Well, I haven't become a raving drunk YET, so statistically you should listen to me. --UnHonoredSoldier 23:07, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
              • Statistically, yes. But the probability of my door getting sandwiched for listening to you is higher than if I were to listen to someone who is not you. --emoxjo 20:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
                • ...WTF, mate. --UnHonoredSoldier 01:16, 24 November 2006 (UTC)