User:Yiddish
Y HELOW THAR
I am Yiddish.
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Suck the Cow! |
| In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats. |
ORIGINS
The origins of Yiddish are largely lost to time, mainly due to the fact that he is drunk most of the time. A few facts are known however. He began his career as a Survivor in Gibsonton where he joined the ranks of The Imperium, after being recruited by several friends from before the quarantine. Yiddish wasted no time in increasing his combat skills, and aided the Imperium in ejecting many of the small Zombie groups from Gibsonton. This culminated in a large battle at the Verrier Arms, where Yiddish and a large group of Imperials defeated a siege of their HQ. Though few accounts still exist it is believed to look something like this:
THAT PART THAT COMES RIGHT AFTER ORIGINS...WHATSITCALLED... THE MIDDLE PART
Realizing that he would never achieve fame nor fortune in Gibsonton, Yiddish quickly moved on to Central Malton and Nichols Mall, where he got sucked into the Second Battle of Blackmore. Still being a relative noob really cool guy that no one knew, he generally stayed quiet while 'cading, healing, killing, and repeating. After the second fall of Blackmore, and the ensuing massacre on Nov. 5, he vowed never to speak of it spell it correctly again. He took to calling it the "Blackmoar" much to the dislike of fellow survivors and radio listeners.
(USE SPARINGLY MIRITE?)
NOW
After the Mall Tour, and with the arrival of LUE and the return of the RRF to Central Malton, Yiddish quickly realized he had to group together or die (again). Having noticed the efforts of Lachryma, and IceJedi5, he decided he had better tag along join and fight alongside these noble survivors. Since joining Ghetto Cow, he has felt a new purpose in life, mainly trying to look manly in front of Lachy and not make a fool of himself in front of everyone else.
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Blackmore Bastard |
| This user or group would
much rather be a Bastard than have 3 papas. 8/18/06 - 10/13/06 |
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War On Sheep |
| This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living! |
