User:Your Mommy Issues
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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים | |
Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad. |
Bringing a little bit of feminine class to Mossad is a tough job, but the combined maternal power of all of their issues regarding the Matriarch of their families can do just that.
There's no long tale about how she came to Malton, for Your Mommy Issues is not just some person that either came to Malton or lived here before. Your Mommy Issues is a force that has plagued mankind forever, and she is fighting alongside the humans in this fight because let's face it, zombies just don't call their mothers like they used to.