User talk:Apukecoveredbum

balls to the whalls people! balls to the motherfucking whalls!!!!

Apologize...?

Why the hell should I apologize to you? You killed me, you dumb bastard. I, on the other hand, haven't touched a hair on your head. As for your friend Whisker Biscuit, is he any worse for wear? Does he have a limp, or a scar, or so much as a goddamn pimple on his ass because of me? No. He got claimed on, and that's going to happen so long as there's an RG. Me, I play the RG like a scavenger hunt, because that's what makes the game fun for me. If you want to get all butthurt about that and threaten me and act like it's some sort of war, you go right on ahead and pretend that's scary, because last I checked the worst that happened when someone killed you is you had to find yourself a revive point. I'm mystified by how much you all act like goddamn infants about something so simple and inconsequential. As for crying to the RG... since when? If I don't report you, your bounty doesn't go up. No bounty means no hunting. I fucking [i]hunt[/i] from that list. I [i]want[/i] people to keep PKing. It says so in my damn Wiki profile -- this is how the game perpetuates for me, and how I keep busy. I'm not looking for anyone to go hunt you down for me -- I plan on doing that myself, when I feel like looking for you, and when I find you it's no good if you don't have a damn bounty on your head because I don't kill bystanders. Either way, I'm not going to bother apologizing, because I don't owe you one and I don't care if you stop killing people. The only person I could possibly owe an apology to is Whisker Biscuit, and considering I offered to revive him myself and actually ended up coming back over three suburbs to do it, only to find that someone already had, I think he and I are even. There is no way I wasted more of his AP and time than he did of mine. --Sejes Rath 07:31, 14 May 2008 (BST)