User talk:Beeng
Party in My Pants
Okay, so I already did that one. But this, this is the ENGLISH VERSION FUCK YEAH!!! Happy 2009 you dirty manwhore!!! Hope you make your resolution be to have guys wear the love glove when you're hard at work! (teehee)
Party in Veganville
I don't eat meat, so I had a $50 nutloaf. It was deeeee-licious, though I filled myself up on pumpkin salad and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of booze.
Party in Turkey Town
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Party in... P.S.!!
Nice mankini.
PARTY IN FRANCETOWN
COMMENT CA VA? TU VEUX DE LA BEER?
S Aline 00:51, 27 July 2008 (BST)
PARTY IN BILL NYES PANTIES
"AND I MISS YOU LIKE BILL NYE MISSES HIS MICROSCOPE"
Where are you?! IS ZOM REALLY DEAD?
Are you Hiding?!?!?!?
Missssssssssssss U. I haz no ones to dance Dance DANCE with anymore and disco ball wan's pants are about to break, and thus no moar Disco Ball! Also I saw Bill Nye the Science Guy on TV today and thought of you. :D <3 --- Jelly Otter 02:37, 3 July 2008 (BST)
PARTY IN ZOMGZ
Apparently we share a thing for Bill Nye THE SCIENCE GUY...
<+WanYao> stuff like a william nye profile .... <+WanYao> which is a sarah / beeng thing
S Aline 05:42, 23 May 2008 (BST)
PARTY IN PARTYTOWN
But you aren't there!!! What the H E double hockey sticks, Bridget!!!!! PS HOWS NASA?
S Aline 09:22, 5 May 2008 (BST)
Liar. Stop drinking your mum's dirty douche water.
S Aline 00:27, 15 April 2008 (BST)
Sacre toi! Sign your comments, douchedrinker.
S Aline 20:57, 14 April 2008 (BST)
Party Dans Mes Pantalons
Mais tu n'es pas invité!!!
S Aline 23:27, 12 April 2008 (BST)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S Aline 03:21, 12 April 2008 (BST)
Quelle?
S Aline 23:40, 11 April 2008 (BST)
NON! PAS MOI! TOI!!!
S Aline 23:24, 11 April 2008 (BST)
O U!
S Aline 06:48, 11 April 2008 (BST)
Who?
S Aline 07:43, 9 April 2008 (BST)
Or you have been spying on me...
S Aline 03:24, 8 April 2008 (BST)
How did you know that's what I look like during???
S Aline 02:41, 8 April 2008 (BST)
You would see Bill instead of me when we would make babies, wouldn't you?!
S Aline 02:32, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Are you talking to me or Bill?!
S Aline 02:27, 8 April 2008 (BST)
BILL? BILL? BILL? BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL!
S Aline 09:25, 6 April 2008 (BST)
Battle of Stickling
WAT
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BONK.
- Someone needs to learn how to edit.
What is a DISPENSER?--The Envoy 19:17, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
You rang?
Wassup? Something about something?--Zeug 13:19, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Hai
Beeeennng. I revised your user page.
== The Then == [[Image:beengcreature.gif|right|thumb|200px|Ye olde Beeng]] As written in ancient Turkish folklore, the Beeng is portrayed as a magestic, noble creature, a defender of the weak and innocent, and executioner to wrong-doers. Tapestry weaves, thought to be [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Over_9000 over 9000] years old, depict beeng as a grotesque conbination of several normal animals, creating what is known today as a [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry furry]. Whereas no further evidence has been raised to prove or bust this myth, the peoples have decided to settle on the present beeng creature, instead of research an old Turkish myth, because the Turks are all filthy liars anyhow. == The Now == [[Image:beenginpool.jpg|thumb|200px|Beeng as last seen in Southhall Mansion's pool]] The present day beeng has been sighted numerous times, each a horrific and inhumane event, riddled with insanity, blindness, men tearing their sphincters from their assholes, old porn magazines with the pages stuck together, and always a trail fabricated from copious amounts of [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Drugs durgs]. Despite Beeng's destructive appearances and raucous exploits, he is found to occasionally be an asset to the ongoing drama parade inside Southhall Mansion, appearing from time to time to drop a few Cleveland steamers on some heads, and root out the dramacows from the truefags. In his truest and most noble form, Beeng will take on the role of the soldier, rising to fight whatever threat looms on the craggly horizon that is his flaccid penis, the thing he peers over to view what he wishes, as he spends the majority of his time lounging nude or scantily clad around the Mansion.
