User talk:Jargon64

Project NecroWatch

Hello! I saw that you uploaded an NT Scan today, and I wanted to say thanks for that! The more people we have building the NT Status Map, the better. Since you're interested in roaming around and reporting on what you find, I took the liberty of passing your name onto A.L.I.C.E. because I thought you might be perfect for NecroWatch. She seemed to agree. ~ extropymine ^{Talk | NW | 4Corners} 17:00, 29 March 2009 (BST)

A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0

Greetings Jargon64. I have been observing you. Do not be alarmed. I have analyzed your potential and determined that you would make a perfect test subj<<ERROR>> NecroTechnician. As an organization, NecroWatch requires absolutely no "group" affiliation or commitments, thus freeing you to act according to your own motives, desires, and goals. The only requirement from you as a NecroTechnician is the task of reporting NecroNet scans from facilities within your suburb(s). Even then you would have the choice of how often you complete this task or which facilities you would prefer to work with. If you are interested in joining all you need to do is confirm your membership by signing up here. Starting on January 1st 2008 all NecroNet scans reported to NecroWatch by licensed NecroTechnicians will count towards ranks with the ultimate prize of earning delicious cake.