User talk:Killy Mcboomstick
Mayoral Elections
Mr. Seal, it appears we support many of the same ideals: particularly those surrounding the need for increased availability of death and destruction to the human populace of Malton. Having had a closer look, my campaign opposes not one of your proposals, indeed it supports the vast majority.
Whilst my insistance that negotiations be conducted through words and not boomsticks, please understand that this is merely for the greater good of boomsticks nationally. I will happily have many of my staff meat you personally. As such, I would like to propose a vague alliance, if you will.
We could pursue a number of options. Those that immediately spring to mind split broadly down two categories:
- Mutual support. Any action undertaken by yourself in support of my campaign will be immediately given in turn, and vice versa
- Defamation. Acting together, we can surely sully our opponent's campaigns and personalities far more efficiently.
So: whilst many would see your disposition towards sanity (or rather, lack of it) may not be conducive to an allegiance, I believe that you are capable of forwarding this logical step towards chaos on a far greater scale.
Yours, Karloth Vois RR 03:03, 4 April 2007 (BST)
