User talk:Skitchipoo

There is no masturbating allowed while on Skitchipoo's talk page. Go back to my user page if you "feel antsy". You've been warned. For the archive, go here. Otherwise, feel free to speak your mind below! But remember: I don't condone prostitution. It's a joke, play along. Less Active This user will be less active because he is single father trying to make it in this crazy world. He only stripped to feed his 4 hungry kids, but now he has a sugar mama to help him out. Ghetto Cow Redux? My fellow warriors, the lovely Czarina hasn't forsaken us! I quote: "==You there!== Do a favor for me, for old times sake. Start telling dem old GC peeps about our Two Week Special. Chop chop, we only have two months to build support!--Lachryma☭ 05:06, 26 November 2007 (UTC)" and: ":::Nope, temptation is fun. Anyway, I was thinking of bringing back Ghetto Cow for a week or two in early January. However, y'all will probably be lame and it'll just be me taking over Moggridge PD.--Lachryma☭ 22:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC) I might come out of retirement a bit earlier then I originally planned to, cuz I left all my scotch in the locker rooms there.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:28, 25 November 2007 (UTC)" Yes friends, it's true. Ghetto Cow is coming back for a 2 week long ass kickage. I don't have all the details yet, other than this little gig taking place probably early January, but when I have them, I'll be posting them here. So, if you see an ex-Cow, let them know the situation. Your's truly, -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:29, 28 November 2007 (UTC) Skitch? We all missed you and Ice like hell. That reunion would have been ten times better if you guys had been there.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:42, 29 March 2008 (UTC) Well, actually, right now is about the only time I've got for the wiki. I'm in a play and stuffs, and its taken up all my free time for the rest of this month and April. Alas, I haven't been able to play UD since Valentines day. And I barely have time to wiki. But after the 20th or so of April, I'll be much more active. Thank god for spring breaks!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:10, 29 March 2008 (UTC) Plotting behind my back just like old times, I see. Anyway, good sir, thanks for the insanity on my talk page, irrationality seems a rare commodity these days. And you can keep your Islam-hating danish, I prefer cowardly croissants myself.--Lachryma☭ 17:50, 29 March 2008 (UTC) Hey there Hey, I'm looking for old GC members for the group I've started. Message me if you're interested. A few of us are still on the forums, come join. =] Broken dreamsTalk WT 14:41, 17 November 2007 (UTC) I WUV J00 Hey!...How's it been? I heard you kind of quit UD. Is sad. Anyway, for the record, it wasn't my faction, I was only a member. And I kind of quit when I had to take a small unwanted leave of the internet. If you still want an invite, Someguy is in the faction (last time I checked), so I'm sure you could get in.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:44, 19 September 2007 (BST) Oooh, cake! Sweet! Anyway, I think they use a private board too, ask Clash or someone about it. And if I decide to start playing again, I'll be sure to get the lap dance you owe me. I'll be Vergessener Engel if I play again. Keyword being if. :).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:44, 20 September 2007 (BST) Sadness... Ghetto Cow is ending. Please vote in the historical groups section, and remove the GC tag from your profile. Thank you.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:44, 7 August 2007 (BST) Chop chop, Skitch, I don't have all day!--Lachryma☭ 19:47, 7 August 2007 (BST) Services Your page is so awesome that I want your body right now. Meet me in the closet in 10 minutes. --Skitchipoo 22:53, 7 June 2007 (BST) Sure thing! Another satisfied customer! --Skitchipoo 22:53, 7 June 2007 (BST) Your page is so lovely that I thought about your eyes for about 3 nanoseconds. And woo, my quote is at the top!--Lachryma☭ 10:12, 8 June 2007 (BST) Editing Nice work you did. Check The Wiki Code Stealers me and the cap'n have some usefful links there--♠ Che ♠-T GC X 23:38, 7 June 2007 (BST) one more thing. have you considered using the ud template to recreate some of those "satisfied costumers"--♠ Che ♠-T GC X 10:44, 8 June 2007 (BST) You can use this code to make anything look like it happened in UD, and is faster than uploading an image, like lach did here. You are inside The Chippendale's strip club. Sexy pictures of Skitchipoo decorate the walls. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. A portable generator has been set up here. It is running and powering a juke box playing "Wow chicka wow-wow" Somebody has spraypainted Private lap dances $20 onto a wall. Since your last turn: someone Put a dollar on Skitchipoo's Thong(4 seconds ago) a satisfied costumer Fainted (0 seconds ago) play with the code ;)--♠ Che ♠-T GC X 04:29, 9 June 2007 (BST) Nice Wow your new page looks great. It makes me feel lazy though. All I did was steal Matts and modify it a little bit. Maybe I should make my own now? Anyway, a dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:34, 8 June 2007 (BST) AHA! So you cheated too, I was beginning to think you came up with the code by yourself. It doesn't matter though, it's still nice looking. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:27, 8 June 2007 (BST) Sorry Skitch, I'm more of a lone wolf on that game. And thanks for the complement on my user page. It's nice to know some people actually read it. Even if they were a little sauced up, as you put it.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:05, 19 June 2007 (BST) Nice page n'deed. Great job using the -moz-border-radius. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 18:22, 12 June 2007 (BST) Pfffft, underused is an understatement. Before I stole Matt's page layout for my userpage, I tried to find one I liked on the NW wiki. I went through 27 peoples profiles before I just quit. The users obviously don't care about using the wiki for anything more than a little bit of information every once in a while. And why would you join one anyway? Find someone that is good at leading people blindly into battle, make your own group, then recruit said person to be your second in command. Fool proof plan.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:52, 19 June 2007 (BST) Hey, the only thing that matters is that you're having fun. Now could you divert your attention from dancing for 5 minutes to help me with a problem? Good. I'm trying to introduce a new character into one of my books, I've got his background story down and all that good stuff, I even have artwork in their too. The problem is, I can't seem to find a name for him. Any ideas?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:23, 19 June 2007 (BST) It's okay now. I slept on it and was able to come up with a name as soon as I woke up.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:05, 19 June 2007 (BST) Ah, I caved. I joined a faction with an alt. Their called the Sentinels. What factions are your guys in?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:08, 13 July 2007 (BST) They is good people's faction. They are law people's.:O.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:06, 16 July 2007 (BST) La la la Do you really think the Cap'n is fething fishing? He probably won the Australian Lottery and is on a cruise somewhere, the lucky bastard. Anyway, you need some random content on your page. And templates. Lots more templates.--Lachryma☭ 07:30, 19 June 2007 (BST) Wikipedia is a message board now? Ooookay...Well, YouTube sucks up my time, not some boring encyclopedia! And yet, look at all the great stuff on my page! Anyway, I think the Gods of Non-Working will forgive you if you copy-paste a touch of template code, no? Especially if you sacrifice some AP to pointless tasks or something.--Lachryma☭ 18:08, 19 June 2007 (BST) Prostitution and Masturbation I don't know... I think I feel like masturbating to the thought of you selling yourself cheaply! I saw your corpse recently. What say you? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:23, 25 August 2007 (BST) Boo! Stagger straight, Skitch! Anyway, college has been quite lovely so far, so I'm happy and feth like that. And...yeah...talk to ya later/at some point!--Lachryma☭ 18:36, 1 September 2007 (BST)