Warehouse 11,26
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Warehouse 11,26 |
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Chudleyton [11, 26]
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Warehouse 11,26
Description
This lowly decrepit warehouse had been found worthy to be settled in by the Zombie-Human Alliance group Urban Anonymous as their primary safe house and HQ in the suburb of Chudleyton. Here they shall begin their goal of starting a place where humans and zombie can walk hand in hand in a platonic kind of way.
History
Through out the history of Malton, many groups have tried to claim this warehouse as their headquarters, yet finally real historical significance begins when the group Urban Anonymous finally lays claim to this forsaken piece of property.
05:40, 26 September 2010 (BST): Urban Anonymous leader Barurot proudly gathered his beloved members here to consecrate the place with his special dance which includes dancing buck naked with a piece of rib-eye tied around his neck. Of course this sight is not for the fainthearted. I mean who would want to see a naked 500 lbs. man naked, let alone dancing around like a drunk chicken with a slab of meat hung around his neck.
01:36, 28 September 2010 (BST): The arrival of Urban Anonymous's zombie members Taufik and Phil Meup was cause for celebration, while the human member winded and dined on MREs they found littered on the warehouse. The zeds feasted on the two day old raw rib-eye Barurot used in his "consecration" ceremony. Being zombies, they didn't mind that the meat was seasoned with Barurot's sweat thus was a tad salty until Barurot stuck a revivification needle down Taufik's neck. Intense gagging and vomiting ensued. Phil was saved from further humiliation due to the fact that he has already developed brain rot and can only be revived by NecroNET access.
02:46, 6 October 2010 (BST): Heavily barricaded and sealed in tight, the members of Urban Anonymous are soundly sleeping and having a peaceful night until Barurot passed the most bio-hazardous gas known to man. Given the choice of staying inside and breathe in Barurot's flatulent fumes, the members opted to leap out to the streets and face the zombie horde instead. The corrosive nature of Barurot's fart has left the warehouse in a ruined state.
03:21, 14 October 2010 (BST): The warehouse has been rebuilt, this time better ventilated. Members have voted and prevented Barurot from ever farting inside the premises again. It is suggested that if he needs to break wind he should free run to the Minshull Building instead. Sounds of choking scientists can still be heard echoing throughout the night.
03:18, 18 October 2010 (BST): Raiding the Harraway Building and the Minshull Building for NT revivication syringes, Alexander Conway stocked up until he had too much of it. With nothing better to do and with curiosity peaking at what will happen when the needle is stuck into a live person, pricking himself Conway discovered that NT revivication syringes when used on a living being is like a 100x more potent Viagra. Needless to say the rest of the Urban Anonymous members quickly put this discovery to good use and started pricking themselves to see who has the tallest erection.
Barricade Policy
To be kept at EHB++ if possible.
Current Status
Married to the Roadnight Cinema where they spend their time watching romantic comedies.
