Trenchcoat Ranch

Malton's Only Texas-Quail-Hunt-Style Zombie Ranch

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About

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Are you one of the thousands of people who want to enjoy the thrill of a real zombie apocalypse without all the danger and hard work of actually trying to survive in Malton? After all, who needs days of searching for ammunition, finding zombies, shooting a few, then running away and hiding before they maul you to pieces? At Trenchcoat Ranch, all you have to do is show up, pick out a zombie you like, and unload a few rounds in him.

Trenchcoat Ranch zombies have been carefully reared and selected to emulate the Mrh?-cow zombies you see at revive points. They don't attack you or groan to attract other dangerous zombies. They are raised to just stand there and let you shoot at them, and when you're done, they'll stand right up and wait for the next customer. It's the perfect opportunity to enjoy killing zombies without ever having to actually hunt zombies again, and with Ackland Mall just 5 blocks away, you won't be running out of ammunition anytime soon.

So come on down to Trenchcoat Ranch, because let's face it: no one wants a zombie apocalypse to be challenging.

See Also

• Cow Tipping

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