You Bastards

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The You Bastards are a survivor group operating out of The Honeybone Museum in Ruddlebank. Little is known about the group other than that it appears to be made up of criminals, street kids, and a number of mentally unstable individuals.

Despite the core members being thugs, murderers and retards, however, the Bastards have voiced a desire to change from their old ways and help out their fellow survivors and protect south west Malton from the zombie hordes.

Known Members

Although there are only 5 confirmed members, it is suspected that the crew numbers around 13.

  • Damien Marley aka "Deem". A former gang enforcer in Jamaica then London, Damien moved to Malton to escape a contract on his life. Forced into the military by a judge who sensed some good in him, he later went AWOL, but escaped punsihment thanks to the zombie outbreak.
  • Snake Plissken Very little is known about this ex-mercenary or how he came to be affiliated with the Bastards in Malton.
  • Cupid Stunts A former made made in the mafia, Cupid started his own casino in Malton. Forced into hiding by rival gangs, he hid on the streets of Ruddlebank and was trapped there due to the quarantine. During his time in Malton he became associated with one "Johnny Innocent".
  • Thirtythree aka "Dub Three". A former crack addict, Thirtythree has spent most of his life on the streets. Despite being highly unstable, he is harmless to his friends. Completely insane though. Thinks he's a robot. He isn't.
  • Johnny Innocent aka "Lex Luthor". A former child actor, Johnny used to be the face of a popular shampoo brand. As it turned out, prolonged exposure to the porduct (over the course of 8 years) left Johnny with a perminantly bald head, and a massive cash settlement. Angry young Johnny moved to Malton with his fortune and began a life of crime. Frequently called before a court for his various high profile crimes, Johnny would buy his way out of jail, earning him his nickname.

Policies

The Bastards don't have many policies, and those they do are simple.

  • Respect the Sacred Ground policy.
  • No PKing, GKing, or performing any other acts that may prove detrimental to other survivors unless provoked.
  • Protect south west Malton and it's survivor inhabitants through any means necessary.
  • Maintain The Honeybone Museum as a safehouse for any survivors in need.