Z!ng Zambah Z!ng

Z!ng Zambah Z!ng

Zombies of Malton, you are invited to an open casting call for the first all zombie revue capturing the essence of zambah life (or death) in Malton! Gunfire, revives and of course lots of z!ng!ng are sure to have you shaking your remaining extremeties and tearing at those barricades! We have a part for zombahz of all walks of life and all levels of experience, even those zombahs who only go near a stage to eat the drama club at the local high school.

Parts available

1. Conductor/Conductor Understudy (2 zambah slots available)
   • The conductor will be responsible for keeping the zambah chorus z!ng!ng in harman-y. This will be accomplished through gestures and flourishes, with of course, some z!ng!ng thrown in for good measure.
2. Zambah Chorus (the more zambahz the merrier)
   • The zambah chorus will fill the air with their festive groaning and gesturing. Snacking on the survivors is not encouraged, but we hope that the survivors will understand that zambahs, by nature, get hungry after z!ng!ng.
3. Survivor Announcer/Understudy (2 survivor slots available)
   • The survivor announcer will be responsible for introducing the revue to the survivors in the building and telling the zambah conductor when to begin the show
4. Survivor Media (2-3 survivor slots available)
   • The survivor media will take screenshots to be used to promote future showings of Z!ng Zambah Z!ng
5. Snacks <ahem> Audience (the more survivors the merrier)
   • No production is complete without an audience and Z!ng Zambah Z!ng is counting on lots of survivor turnout to keep those zambahs z!ng!ng their loudest
6. Clean Up Crew (survivors)
   • The producers of Z!ng Zambah Z!ng are concerned for the welfare of the audience and would like to request that a supply of needles be in the vicinity to help clear RPs after the show. Perhaps the Malton Forensics Unit would like to sponsor the show?

FAQs

1. What if I'm not a zombie? Can I still participate?
   • Of course! What would the zambah experience be without survivors? Z!ng Zambah Z!ng has open spots for media (someone needs to capture the screen shot of all those z!ng!ng zambahs), audience members (it takes a lot of survivors for a zambah to z!ng loudly), and of course we would like to have some revivers on standby to assist our living participants after the production.
2. When will the show premier?
   • The opening showing of Z!ng Zambah Z!ng will be Wednesday, October 1st. The show is tentatively scheduled for 2200 GMT, though depending on the scheduling of the cast members that may be adjusted. Stay tuned for more details!
3. Where will this take place?
   • Currently, Z!ng Zambah Z!ng is looking for the most appropriate venue. If you have a club in your neighborhood that would like to host Z!ng Zambah Z!ng, please mention on the talk page. The best location will be a suburb that doesn't mind having a few extra zombies around. The club needs power for the stage lighting, and a functioning NT nearby for the after show clean up.
4. Will there be a template?
   • Of course. It wouldn't be an event without one. I just have to find the perfect picture of a z!ng!ng zambah, and those are harder to find than you might imagine.
5. What does it mean to z!ng?
   • Sing. Now go learn zombish or zombese or Ki-Zombie
6. Do I have to wear pants?
   • Absolutely not. As a show by zambahs about zambahs, pants are strictly optional.
7. How do I sign up?
   • Please indicate your interest on the discussion page. Parts will be assigned no later than Wednesday September 24, though chorus and audience members may sign up at any time or just show up. Watch this page for further details.
8. My group would like to sponsor Z!ng Zambah Z!ng. Is that possible?
   • Certainly. Just add your template to this page, and as soon as I have a picture of a z!ng!ng zambah I will make a template to put on your group page.

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