Z Alert
Hello survivors of Malton. This is Z Alert, your trusted news station for the post apocalyptic world you now live in...
Z Alert
Z Alert is probably one of the last news shows alive in Malton now. It broadcasts a new show over its radio frequency once a week, and tries to keep the people of Malton informed on the happenings of the city they live in. We are currently not recruiting.
Purpose
To keep the people informed of zombie movements and other important events.
The group
We try not to stay in the same spot for more than is absolutely necessary, and thus we can stay alive a lot longer than normal. We do not like to interfere with large zombie hordes, though we can normally be found at disaster scenes. We broadcast on 28.49, an open frequency, and we ask that no one else do false reports, any false reports will be marked as such when one of our members gets the time to tell the city of the falsities that have taken place. We also ask that our dedicated listeners follow whatever links we send you, as we will sometimes sign out with a song of some form. We promise not to send any viruses.
Thank you for your time. --Wolfe Ellis 01:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)