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==Suggestions==
Yeah so I made some suggestions and here they are. I got sick and tired of the retarded vehicle suggestions so I made this.


===M1 Abrams===
 {{suggestion|
suggest_time=02:03, 6 May 2006 (BST)|
suggest_type=Item|
suggest_scope=Zombies|
suggest_description=Zombies automatically get Abram tanks that takes out vehicle, nerf, and every other stupid suggestion. Can only be used by zombies. This is not overpowered and if you vote kill then chances are you're a Communist. Also fires out laser Ninja grandmas with syphilis. And if your "MoosePizza you get a pony.|
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#'''Keep''' - Author vote [[User:Saromu|Saromu]] 02:03, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - I am not a communist. No siree. Nuh-uh. &ndash; [[User:Nubis|Nubis]] 02:04, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - I'm not a communist either. [[User:343|343]] 02:08, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - I have an excellent recipe for pony. [[User:MoosePizza|MoosePizza]] 02:09, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Centaurs''' - Cute. --[[User:John Ember|John Ember]] 02:12, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - I want this to end up in Peer Reviewed.  That'd be awesome. - [[User:CthulhuFhtagn|CthulhuFhtagn]] 02:13, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - I know I realy shouldn't, but we should at least have one non serious suggestion on peer accepted (it would be even more funny if Keven implemented it!)- [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]] 02:15, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - I vote keep '''only''' if all Trenchcoaters get a Katana. --[[User:Technerd|Technerd]] 02:27, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A MEMBER OF THE CENTAUR PARTY?  --[[User:Undeadinator|Undeadinator]] 02:28, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#*'''Re''' - Ok, but it counts as two headshots and you lose all your xp and next weeks xp. And your mom loses her xp too. And he finds a generator and Osama Bin Laden in your anus. [[User:Saromu|Saromu]] 02:30, 6 May 2006 (BST) (Note: Don't break the vote Saromu, wtf this is serious biznass you nub)
#'''Propaganda''' - But I AM a communist... :( --[[User:Certified=Insane|Certified=Insane]] 02:31, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#*'''Red Scare''' - Kill teh Communist of d00m! [[User:Saromu|Saromu]] 02:32, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#**'''Propaganda''' - Beware, the revolution is comming to your back yard! --[[User:Certified=Insane|Certified=Insane]] 02:55, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Spam''' - Meh. This is just making the suggestions voters look like a biased clique, guys, when you use spam votes as 'strong kill' or 'weak kill and I haven't had my coffee yet' everywhere else. --[[User:Punchkin|Punchkin]] 02:34, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#*'''Re''' - Joe McCarthy spins screaming in his holy grave.  --[[User:Undeadinator|Undeadinator]] 02:37, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - Can I be the gunner? Pretty please? --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob240]]<sup>[[Creedy Defense Force|CDF]] - [[Moderation/Arbitration|Arb]] - [[Project Welcome|W!]]</sup> 02:35, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#*'''Re''' - No. You get a katana. We get tanks. [[User:Saromu|Saromu]] 02:36, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''lol internet''' - I like corm. [[User:Agent Heroic|Agent Heroic]] 02:43, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Spam''' - I find it appalling that members of the RRF are so quick to spam other suggestions, and then crud like this is posted. Way to set the example guys. - [[User:Mia Kristos|Mia Kristos]]
#*'''Re''' - Communist! [[User:Saromu|Saromu]] 02:51, 6 May 2006 (BST)
#'''Speedy Move''' -- To the Humorous Suggestions page, perhaps with a link to the Bicycles post that obviously prompted this. Granted, '''Speedy Move''' isn't a valid vote, but neither are half of the others here, for that matter. [[User:Furtim|furtim]] 02:53, 6 May 2006 (BST)

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Obviously not liked...
====Moderation====
Do not post ''just for fun'' suggestions in the suggestions page. This is vandalism according to the rules of that page. This is your first warning. --[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]] <sup>[[Moderation|mod]]</sup> 02:57, 6 May 2006 (BST)

===Telepathy===
{{suggestion|
suggest_time=01:28, 1 July 2006 (BST)|
suggest_type=Skill|
suggest_scope=Harmanz|
suggest_description=Because of recent suggestions for harmanz having it easier I suggest giving them the power of speaking through telepathy. This would make radios, cell phones, and speaking obsolete. And since this requires no movement it'll be free of AP. To contact someone you must either have them in your contact list or be in the same building as them. You can telepathically speak to anyone anywhere in Malton. The only two drawbacks are that brainrotters will not be able to use it and those in Caiger will not be able to send or recieve telepathic messages since everyone there doesn't have a brain. Harmanz will still be underpowered with this suggestion even though they're currently outnumbering zombies. |
suggest_votes=
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#'''Keep''' - HARMANZ FTW!!! [[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[User:Undeadinator/WTFCENTAURS|WTF]]</sup> 01:28, 1 July 2006 (BST)
#'''Keep''' - You forgot they need 100% accuracy with psionic attacks! --[[User:Technerd|Technerd]] 01:31, 1 July 2006 (BST) 
#'''Keep''' - Love it. --[[User:Pooky Romero|Pooky Romero]] 01:49, 1 July 2006 (BST)
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== Lawl ==

Did you make the "Hidden Tower" page? I read that conversation on VB and it seemed like you did. If not, ignore me.

If you did, though, ''HIGH FIVE''. The thought of you making that up just to make fun of M.F. made me lawl harder than anything this month. Good work.--[[User:J Muller|J Muller]] 03:56, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
:I loved it too. Sonny, you're my hero.--{{User:Gage/sig}} 03:58, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
::Yeah, I made it. It's pretty bitchin'. The whole thing with Faerie Queen throwing such a god damn fit is amazing, especially since he's the one that started it with reporting me for cursing on some dude's talk page. Man, what a fun night. --[[User:Saromu|Sir Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[ The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF]] [[ The Caiger Resistance Front|CRF]] [[ DORIS]] [[Witch Burners|Hunt!]]</sup> 04:11, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

==D:==
NOT ALL PEOPLE WIT NUMBARZ IN DER NAEMS R STOOOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 --[[User:Cyberbob240|brb, church]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[CGR]] [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 11:49, 23 June 2008 (BST)
:You changed your name for now, you religious pedobear. But when you come back from church the Partyvan will be waiting for breaking the rules. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 17:45, 23 June 2008 (BST)
::kay --[[User:Cyberbob240|brb, church]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[CGR]] [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 18:34, 23 June 2008 (BST)
:::kthxbye --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 19:30, 23 June 2008 (BST)

=="Leave the Gun. Take the Canoli. And the Template." - Clemenza to Rocco==
{{sonnycorleone}}
"Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a police captain because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal." -Sonny to Michael.<br>
Enjoy the template. --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 16:42, 26 June 2008 (BST)


== your hit ==
I request that you please set the suburb of these zombie hardcore members to the wiki page.
also could you please specify a main target.
Also as a favor because i was sort of a dick to you earlier. I will place your request in projects
under medium difficulty. 
I will still however need a suburb name. 



== Responce for [[hitman]] ==

so I was right? Well Sir allow me to educate you. A hitman or group of hitmen do not fight in wars. They are not bounty hunters or mercenaries. A hitman is a hired killer nothing more nothing less. If we were some pro survivor group who was out to change Malton for the greater good and were in over 7 suburbs with only 6 people that i would understand. Now you listen! Hit men don't care what you think! I tried talking to you normally. so get this through your head! WE are not a normal group. we operate in all the moral grounds. we cannot be classes as zombie groups, pro survivor groups or cultist. Why because we are all of the above. Do you understand that? A police force will stay near there station and in their suburb, a group of zombies will follow a set course. Soldiers will help everyone but move with there unit. Hit men? Everyone uses them, or at least they should. Want someone dead but don't want to get on a pker list? Send a hitman. sometimes you can't send a bounty hunter, and rouges and other pker groups have there own agenda, but hit men? They do what you tell them to do. What is the [[hitman]]group? a bunch of freelance hit man that joined together under a set of rules. Why? because its hard to do things on your own. how do you get hits to carry out on your own? how do you get this? how do you get that? How do you get protection when its little old you? I'll tell you how, you join a group.
thats what this is. you still don't understand i know you don't, but i had to say it. So now that you confirmed it. with your spamming... yes, several curse words over and over are spamming since you don't know what spamming is you rick roller. and you hollow threats... well sir i am done with you. For a second i thought you were hold up some rule but your not. All your doing is making that game not fun. so I am done. i will not remove the [[hitman]] link and will replace it every time you take it down. and i may even put it in more places. Why because you have no right to do what you say you want to. You simply can't boss me around, and can not suppress a small group of people. you don't have the authority to do it either! all you have is an ego and a god complex. your nothing special, people like you make me sick.      



well saromu if you so insist i will do as you say. curious how many people should i get? you know mercenaries? they started out in south blythville they got at least 4 suburbs when they started out last time i checked. But okay you win i will restrict it to west grayside only because they don't have any hostile groups there. Also since you offered to take them down as a threat you may take all but west grayside down. I don't feel like it and you volunteered. and so you know, if i get up to 10 members (i got 6 now) im going to put up 3 suburbs. You see business is a little slim right now and we only accept 10 hits at a time because we are so small after all. and once again i do understand why there is a need for this. so yes, i will let you win. Does my group have to prove itself by terrorizing one suburb and making life difficult for them? so be it i will however let them know that they would have only had to deal with one hit man in there suburb and sometimes not even that if it wasn't for Saromu the editor with a god complex. That is not to make you look bad-although it will. Its just to make us seem less bad. Still i stand by you, this is how it has to be. If people let us by it would set a president that would screw up the whole system. And without a system a group of hit men is just some freelance pkers with a god complex. Still then again you said that posting you group name were it can be seen is spamming and lieing, yet there were no lies at least none that were going by the definition of untrue. I know you can read...well maybe you miss typed it or something. I know its impossible for someone of your stature to make a mistake. After all, everyone listens to you, they all respect you and they fear you because you are god. I am so glad you did not strike me down with your mystical physic powers, or crush me with your colossal ego.--Taco man 19:20, 7 July 2008 (BS


Oh and please don't use harsh language on my talk seriously its just rude. You could have gotten the same message across with a simple i don't care. Remember kids play this game too. Seriously one of my hit men is 11. I had to recruit him because his name is hitman backwards. I like the irony. Well find then you do whatever it is that you do like limiting free speech and so on.

==templol==
^_^

Also, that tl;dr post above may be the greatest speech in the history of the internets. --[[User:Cyberbob240|brb, church]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[CGR]] [[Project UnWelcome|U!]]</sup> 05:29, 10 July 2008 (BST)
:Is it? I only read the first 3 lines. I'm just too much of a devil to care what others say. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 06:17, 10 July 2008 (BST)

== Headline text ==

== I don't know how to get it off ==

The witch burner thing, I have no freaking clue how to get it off! it was on there and i don't know how!! {{unsigned|Firetwig}}
:thats what she said--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 17:09, 11 July 2008 (BST)

== question about team zombie hardcore ==

okay so we got a few of them...but, we were wondering if you wanted us to go after the olney militia aswell?
they are, as i believe you know a large group and an ally of T.Z.H.
sorry about the delay as well, we needed to defend south blythville from that nasty zed outbreak, but thats gone now.

==Yawn==
sonny, how did you let the Wiki get all dull and stuffy? Did everyone with a pulse get perma-banned? What is the deal?--{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 03:07, 19 August 2008 (BST)
:I moved out of state, didn't have internet access, and then went to college. Eat shit. (Don't really eat shit, it makes your breathe smell bad and turns people off from talking to you.) --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 04:17, 19 August 2008 (BST)
::Missed you too. College??? Didn't know you thought that highly of me. I have been logging. Sort of like college without the books, girls, or anything cool. --{{:User:Airborne88/sig}} 19:51, 20 August 2008 (BST)

== GRAAAGH!  ==

http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-24-08_1800hrs_PRIVATE/IN_96-0__087-5a8-0ab.html
<br><br>--[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 18:31, 24 August 2008 (BST)

== Hey now ==

"I think you're an angsty 14-16 yr old who lashes out at authority figures, wears Che t-shirts, and has watched Enemy At The Gates one too may times and has an homoerotic fascination with Socialism."
:Now that's just not fair.  Enemy at the Gates is an excellent film. And decidedly anti-Utopian, and skeptical of socialism and communism, to boot.  Did both you and Alphy miss the "There is no new man" bit? Don't go dissing a perfectly good movie!
:And, yes, my name contains a vowel. So shoot me. --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 00:04, 30 August 2008 (BST)
::"Bang! You're dead!" And I loved that movie. It was awesome. But to be honest I'm not roused to join the fight against the fascist and/or capitalist pigs. Alphy is, however. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 01:08, 30 August 2008 (BST)
:::actually that movie inspired me to become a fascist dictator when I was a child.  Look how far I've come ma! Look how far I've come!--[[User:Kristi of the Dead|Kristi of the Dead]] 13:35, 30 August 2008 (BST)
::::Have I shown either of you my favorite wiki template? 
<div align="center">{{Give_fascism_a_chance}}</div align>
::::It makes the devil's advocate and history major in me geek out.  And, come now.  Running around in blinded idealism, yelling about revolution, can be rather fun. Even though most revolutions end up making things worse than they were before. Or just substitute an old evil with a new one. (And look how many vowels Kristi's name has! Kill her, too!) --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 14:14, 30 August 2008 (BST)
:::::She's a DORIS member technically. That's exemption. You are not. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 18:39, 30 August 2008 (BST)
::::::Darn...maybe I should get around to registering on Resensitized on of these days. :P --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 03:41, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:::::::Rezzens is ever so much fun.  In any event I dig that template cause comeon how many revolutions can you have before it gets stale?  I suppose we'll quickly find out!--[[User:Kristi of the Dead|Kristi of the Dead]] 03:49, 31 August 2008 (BST)
::::All of you must be really, really boring in real life, that's all I gotta say. Just because Russia fucked it up and America banned it doesnt mean socialism isn't real and possible.--[[User:Alphy|Alphy]] 05:14, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:::::geeze here we are having a perfectly nice conversation and along comes alphy and spoils it.  Did anyone ever tell you alf that you could ruin a wet dream?--[[User:Kristi of the Dead|Kristi of the Dead]] 11:13, 5 September 2008 (BST)

==14==
No, I'm 8.
I like acting, Michael Jackon, and tortelini. 
http://www.liberty.k12.mo.us/~mbfish/cinderella/images/cast/cole_little_boy.jpg
{{User:Secruss/Sig}}05:02, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:Wrong section. And you don't act 18. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 05:07, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Is there really a way you're supposed to act when you're 18? No. There isn't. Especially on here.--[[User:Alphy|Alphy]] 05:11, 31 August 2008 (BST)
::Not acting like obsessed like a little kid is one way. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 05:21, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:::Am I the one acting obsessed? All I did is make a little wiki page. Funny that all of Malton doesn't give a shit what I do, but a wiki page made by me or Secruss gets the damn community all fired up in a pissy, gripy, snide kinda way. All over a group of 2 or 3 people...hehehe--[[User:Alphy|Alphy]] 05:23, 31 August 2008 (BST)
::::All the "revolution" and commie groups seem like a young teen obsession. I'm not the only one who thinks this. Go bother someone else's talk page. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 05:28, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:::::"A man who is not a socialist at 20 has no heart; a man who is not a conservative at 40 has no head." Or some variation thereon. --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 06:17, 31 August 2008 (BST)
I've had one. The GN wasn't even really revolutionary. It was the same thing DARIS did, but with diplomacy. One group. You guys must have really needed someone to team up on to have had to choose me.--[[User:Alphy|Alphy]] 05:52, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:::::I'm not teaming up on you. I'd much rather never talk or hear about you. I'm happy with making fun of Garviel. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 05:54, 31 August 2008 (BST)
::::::Well that's good. I think you're going to have a lot of fun with this uprising.--[[User:Alphy|Alphy]] 06:00, 31 August 2008 (BST)
:::::::No. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]]  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 06:42, 31 August 2008 (BST)

== Cool ==
Sounds like fun. Where do I sign?--[[User:The Omega|The Omega]] 12:55, 5 September 2008 (BST)
:Okay then.
:*The Omega
:*Stabby McKnifeStab
:*Joker Wannabe of the Populat
:*I'd like [http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/7/q/G/joker22.jpg this] for the image (I tried to resize it so it would be the same size as the pics in other DORIS sigs, but it lost too much quality when I used Paint, which is the only imaging editing program thingy I have...)
::Thanks! I've always wanted one of them cool DORIS sigs.