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Yeah so I made some suggestions and here they are. I got sick and tired of the retarded vehicle suggestions so I made this.

M1 Abrams

Timestamp: 02:03, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Type: Item
Scope: Zombies
Description: Zombies automatically get Abram tanks that takes out vehicle, nerf, and every other stupid suggestion. Can only be used by zombies. This is not overpowered and if you vote kill then chances are you're a Communist. Also fires out laser Ninja grandmas with syphilis. And if your "MoosePizza you get a pony.


  1. Keep - Author vote Saromu 02:03, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  2. Keep - I am not a communist. No siree. Nuh-uh. – Nubis 02:04, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  3. Keep - I'm not a communist either. 343 02:08, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  4. Keep - I have an excellent recipe for pony. MoosePizza 02:09, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  5. Centaurs - Cute. --John Ember 02:12, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  6. Keep - I want this to end up in Peer Reviewed. That'd be awesome. - CthulhuFhtagn 02:13, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  7. Keep - I know I realy shouldn't, but we should at least have one non serious suggestion on peer accepted (it would be even more funny if Keven implemented it!)- Jedaz 02:15, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  8. Keep - I vote keep only if all Trenchcoaters get a Katana. --Technerd 02:27, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  9. Keep - ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A MEMBER OF THE CENTAUR PARTY? --Undeadinator 02:28, 6 May 2006 (BST)
    • Re - Ok, but it counts as two headshots and you lose all your xp and next weeks xp. And your mom loses her xp too. And he finds a generator and Osama Bin Laden in your anus. Saromu 02:30, 6 May 2006 (BST) (Note: Don't break the vote Saromu, wtf this is serious biznass you nub)
  10. Propaganda - But I AM a communist... :( --Certified=Insane 02:31, 6 May 2006 (BST)
    • Red Scare - Kill teh Communist of d00m! Saromu 02:32, 6 May 2006 (BST)
      • Propaganda - Beware, the revolution is comming to your back yard! --Certified=Insane 02:55, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  11. Spam - Meh. This is just making the suggestions voters look like a biased clique, guys, when you use spam votes as 'strong kill' or 'weak kill and I haven't had my coffee yet' everywhere else. --Punchkin 02:34, 6 May 2006 (BST)
    • Re - Joe McCarthy spins screaming in his holy grave. --Undeadinator 02:37, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  12. Keep - Can I be the gunner? Pretty please? --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W! 02:35, 6 May 2006 (BST)
    • Re - No. You get a katana. We get tanks. Saromu 02:36, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  13. lol internet - I like corm. Agent Heroic 02:43, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  14. Spam - I find it appalling that members of the RRF are so quick to spam other suggestions, and then crud like this is posted. Way to set the example guys. - Mia Kristos
    • Re - Communist! Saromu 02:51, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  15. Speedy Move -- To the Humorous Suggestions page, perhaps with a link to the Bicycles post that obviously prompted this. Granted, Speedy Move isn't a valid vote, but neither are half of the others here, for that matter. furtim 02:53, 6 May 2006 (BST)

Obviously not liked...


Do not post just for fun suggestions in the suggestions page. This is vandalism according to the rules of that page. This is your first warning. --hagnat mod 02:57, 6 May 2006 (BST)


Timestamp: 01:28, 1 July 2006 (BST)
Type: Skill
Scope: Harmanz
Description: Because of recent suggestions for harmanz having it easier I suggest giving them the power of speaking through telepathy. This would make radios, cell phones, and speaking obsolete. And since this requires no movement it'll be free of AP. To contact someone you must either have them in your contact list or be in the same building as them. You can telepathically speak to anyone anywhere in Malton. The only two drawbacks are that brainrotters will not be able to use it and those in Caiger will not be able to send or recieve telepathic messages since everyone there doesn't have a brain. Harmanz will still be underpowered with this suggestion even though they're currently outnumbering zombies.


  1. Keep - HARMANZ FTW!!! Sonny Corleone WTF 01:28, 1 July 2006 (BST)
  2. Keep - You forgot they need 100% accuracy with psionic attacks! --Technerd 01:31, 1 July 2006 (BST)
  3. Keep - Love it. --Pooky Romero 01:49, 1 July 2006 (BST)


Did you make the "Hidden Tower" page? I read that conversation on VB and it seemed like you did. If not, ignore me.

If you did, though, HIGH FIVE. The thought of you making that up just to make fun of M.F. made me lawl harder than anything this month. Good work.--J Muller 03:56, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

I loved it too. Sonny, you're my hero.--Gage 03:58, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I made it. It's pretty bitchin'. The whole thing with Faerie Queen throwing such a god damn fit is amazing, especially since he's the one that started it with reporting me for cursing on some dude's talk page. Man, what a fun night. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 04:11, 19 January 2007 (UTC)


NOT ALL PEOPLE WIT NUMBARZ IN DER NAEMS R STOOOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 --brb, church DORIS CGR U! 11:49, 23 June 2008 (BST)

You changed your name for now, you religious pedobear. But when you come back from church the Partyvan will be waiting for breaking the rules. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 17:45, 23 June 2008 (BST)
kay --brb, church DORIS CGR U! 18:34, 23 June 2008 (BST)
kthxbye --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 19:30, 23 June 2008 (BST)

"Leave the Gun. Take the Canoli. And the Template." - Clemenza to Rocco

Sonnycorleone.jpg Play on Names
This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a police captain because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal." -Sonny to Michael.
Enjoy the template. --Tselita 16:42, 26 June 2008 (BST)

your hit

I request that you please set the suburb of these zombie hardcore members to the wiki page. also could you please specify a main target. Also as a favor because i was sort of a dick to you earlier. I will place your request in projects under medium difficulty. I will still however need a suburb name.

Responce for hitman

so I was right? Well Sir allow me to educate you. A hitman or group of hitmen do not fight in wars. They are not bounty hunters or mercenaries. A hitman is a hired killer nothing more nothing less. If we were some pro survivor group who was out to change Malton for the greater good and were in over 7 suburbs with only 6 people that i would understand. Now you listen! Hit men don't care what you think! I tried talking to you normally. so get this through your head! WE are not a normal group. we operate in all the moral grounds. we cannot be classes as zombie groups, pro survivor groups or cultist. Why because we are all of the above. Do you understand that? A police force will stay near there station and in their suburb, a group of zombies will follow a set course. Soldiers will help everyone but move with there unit. Hit men? Everyone uses them, or at least they should. Want someone dead but don't want to get on a pker list? Send a hitman. sometimes you can't send a bounty hunter, and rouges and other pker groups have there own agenda, but hit men? They do what you tell them to do. What is the hitmangroup? a bunch of freelance hit man that joined together under a set of rules. Why? because its hard to do things on your own. how do you get hits to carry out on your own? how do you get this? how do you get that? How do you get protection when its little old you? I'll tell you how, you join a group. thats what this is. you still don't understand i know you don't, but i had to say it. So now that you confirmed it. with your spamming... yes, several curse words over and over are spamming since you don't know what spamming is you rick roller. and you hollow threats... well sir i am done with you. For a second i thought you were hold up some rule but your not. All your doing is making that game not fun. so I am done. i will not remove the hitman link and will replace it every time you take it down. and i may even put it in more places. Why because you have no right to do what you say you want to. You simply can't boss me around, and can not suppress a small group of people. you don't have the authority to do it either! all you have is an ego and a god complex. your nothing special, people like you make me sick.

well saromu if you so insist i will do as you say. curious how many people should i get? you know mercenaries? they started out in south blythville they got at least 4 suburbs when they started out last time i checked. But okay you win i will restrict it to west grayside only because they don't have any hostile groups there. Also since you offered to take them down as a threat you may take all but west grayside down. I don't feel like it and you volunteered. and so you know, if i get up to 10 members (i got 6 now) im going to put up 3 suburbs. You see business is a little slim right now and we only accept 10 hits at a time because we are so small after all. and once again i do understand why there is a need for this. so yes, i will let you win. Does my group have to prove itself by terrorizing one suburb and making life difficult for them? so be it i will however let them know that they would have only had to deal with one hit man in there suburb and sometimes not even that if it wasn't for Saromu the editor with a god complex. That is not to make you look bad-although it will. Its just to make us seem less bad. Still i stand by you, this is how it has to be. If people let us by it would set a president that would screw up the whole system. And without a system a group of hit men is just some freelance pkers with a god complex. Still then again you said that posting you group name were it can be seen is spamming and lieing, yet there were no lies at least none that were going by the definition of untrue. I know you can read...well maybe you miss typed it or something. I know its impossible for someone of your stature to make a mistake. After all, everyone listens to you, they all respect you and they fear you because you are god. I am so glad you did not strike me down with your mystical physic powers, or crush me with your colossal ego.--Taco man 19:20, 7 July 2008 (BS

Oh and please don't use harsh language on my talk seriously its just rude. You could have gotten the same message across with a simple i don't care. Remember kids play this game too. Seriously one of my hit men is 11. I had to recruit him because his name is hitman backwards. I like the irony. Well find then you do whatever it is that you do like limiting free speech and so on.



Also, that tl;dr post above may be the greatest speech in the history of the internets. --brb, church DORIS CGR U! 05:29, 10 July 2008 (BST)

Is it? I only read the first 3 lines. I'm just too much of a devil to care what others say. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 06:17, 10 July 2008 (BST)

Headline text

I don't know how to get it off

The witch burner thing, I have no freaking clue how to get it off! it was on there and i don't know how!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Firetwig (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

thats what she said--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS DORISFlag.jpg LOE ZHU | Яezzens 17:09, 11 July 2008 (BST)

question about team zombie hardcore

okay so we got a few of them...but, we were wondering if you wanted us to go after the olney militia aswell? they are, as i believe you know a large group and an ally of T.Z.H. sorry about the delay as well, we needed to defend south blythville from that nasty zed outbreak, but thats gone now.


sonny, how did you let the Wiki get all dull and stuffy? Did everyone with a pulse get perma-banned? What is the deal?--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:07, 19 August 2008 (BST)

I moved out of state, didn't have internet access, and then went to college. Eat shit. (Don't really eat shit, it makes your breathe smell bad and turns people off from talking to you.) --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 04:17, 19 August 2008 (BST)
Missed you too. College??? Didn't know you thought that highly of me. I have been logging. Sort of like college without the books, girls, or anything cool. --Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:51, 20 August 2008 (BST)


--WanYao 18:31, 24 August 2008 (BST)

Hey now

"I think you're an angsty 14-16 yr old who lashes out at authority figures, wears Che t-shirts, and has watched Enemy At The Gates one too may times and has an homoerotic fascination with Socialism."

Now that's just not fair. Enemy at the Gates is an excellent film. And decidedly anti-Utopian, and skeptical of socialism and communism, to boot. Did both you and Alphy miss the "There is no new man" bit? Don't go dissing a perfectly good movie!
And, yes, my name contains a vowel. So shoot me. --Jen 00:04, 30 August 2008 (BST)
"Bang! You're dead!" And I loved that movie. It was awesome. But to be honest I'm not roused to join the fight against the fascist and/or capitalist pigs. Alphy is, however. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 01:08, 30 August 2008 (BST)
actually that movie inspired me to become a fascist dictator when I was a child. Look how far I've come ma! Look how far I've come!--Kristi of the Dead 13:35, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Have I shown either of you my favorite wiki template?
Fascistunclesam.jpg Give Fascism a Chance
This user or group, while not necessarily fascist, is at least open minded about the issue.
It makes the devil's advocate and history major in me geek out. And, come now. Running around in blinded idealism, yelling about revolution, can be rather fun. Even though most revolutions end up making things worse than they were before. Or just substitute an old evil with a new one. (And look how many vowels Kristi's name has! Kill her, too!) --Jen 14:14, 30 August 2008 (BST)
She's a DORIS member technically. That's exemption. You are not. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 18:39, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Darn...maybe I should get around to registering on Resensitized on of these days. :P --Jen 03:41, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Rezzens is ever so much fun. In any event I dig that template cause comeon how many revolutions can you have before it gets stale? I suppose we'll quickly find out!--Kristi of the Dead 03:49, 31 August 2008 (BST)
All of you must be really, really boring in real life, that's all I gotta say. Just because Russia fucked it up and America banned it doesnt mean socialism isn't real and possible.--Alphy 05:14, 31 August 2008 (BST)
geeze here we are having a perfectly nice conversation and along comes alphy and spoils it. Did anyone ever tell you alf that you could ruin a wet dream?--Kristi of the Dead 11:13, 5 September 2008 (BST)


No, I'm 8. I like acting, Michael Jackon, and tortelini. --Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|05:02, 31 August 2008 (BST)

Wrong section. And you don't act 18. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:07, 31 August 2008 (BST)

Is there really a way you're supposed to act when you're 18? No. There isn't. Especially on here.--Alphy 05:11, 31 August 2008 (BST)

Not acting like obsessed like a little kid is one way. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:21, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Am I the one acting obsessed? All I did is make a little wiki page. Funny that all of Malton doesn't give a shit what I do, but a wiki page made by me or Secruss gets the damn community all fired up in a pissy, gripy, snide kinda way. All over a group of 2 or 3 people...hehehe--Alphy 05:23, 31 August 2008 (BST)
All the "revolution" and commie groups seem like a young teen obsession. I'm not the only one who thinks this. Go bother someone else's talk page. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:28, 31 August 2008 (BST)
"A man who is not a socialist at 20 has no heart; a man who is not a conservative at 40 has no head." Or some variation thereon. --Jen 06:17, 31 August 2008 (BST)

I've had one. The GN wasn't even really revolutionary. It was the same thing DARIS did, but with diplomacy. One group. You guys must have really needed someone to team up on to have had to choose me.--Alphy 05:52, 31 August 2008 (BST)

I'm not teaming up on you. I'd much rather never talk or hear about you. I'm happy with making fun of Garviel. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 05:54, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Well that's good. I think you're going to have a lot of fun with this uprising.--Alphy 06:00, 31 August 2008 (BST)
No. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 06:42, 31 August 2008 (BST)


Sounds like fun. Where do I sign?--The Omega 12:55, 5 September 2008 (BST)

Okay then.
  • The Omega
  • Stabby McKnifeStab
  • Joker Wannabe of the Populat
  • I'd like this for the image (I tried to resize it so it would be the same size as the pics in other DORIS sigs, but it lost too much quality when I used Paint, which is the only imaging editing program thingy I have...)
Thanks! I've always wanted one of them cool DORIS sigs.--The Omega 02:18, 8 September 2008 (BST)


Date/time of PKO Opening Ceremonies has been set. Contact me if you need it. Thx.--Squid Boy 21:33, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Do you have a PK Hub account? Can you see the Red Rum forum? I can U2U there if you do...--Squid Boy 11:35, 9 September 2008 (BST)
I have access but I don't usually go there. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 00:04, 11 September 2008 (BST)


although i enjoy bickering with you immensely... and we disagree about many things... i don't actually hate you... mostly... :D

anyway... genuine proposal re: dullston... we do something with it... i want you on board. however, it's not merely your project, it'll be a collaborative effort. we may or may not bring on a couple of other people, depends on who's interested. but that way, it doesn't have to die when you go ADD on us. ;) anyway... it's up to you, really... meanwhile, i am trying to think of some ideas myself, which i'll run by you. if i come up with anything. one of the schticks that got people interested was how dullston is the land of opportunity, you know, brains sleeping on the street, the perfect place for the young zombie to settle down, make a home, a family, etc.... that wouldn't be a bad schtick to latch onto, imo. anyhooooooooo ... that's about it, for now. --WanYao 02:48, 22 September 2008 (BST)

Sure thing. I just want a leadership position because I don't like sitting on the stands sitting idle. Tell me when you're ready. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 23:21, 22 September 2008 (BST)

Why I no like the PKers?

Malton has enough death and devastation, PKers are of no need. You're the reason this plague is upon us. Sir, if you had seen what ive had to bare witness to, you would know why there has to be good in this world. PKers are just as bad as the walking stiffs. Thats why i no likey the PKer. --Eric bessette 03:52, 29 September 2008 (BST)

-paints a target on Eric Bessette's chest- --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS DORISFlag.jpg LOE ZHU | Яezzens 14:32, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Of course i know its a game, the reason it is a game is so you can escape, and in this game there are zombies, i get into character. My character is a SgtMjr of the marine corp, thats why he's here in Malton. I'm sure they're all nice people in real life, but I'm only concerned with the UD version of them. So if theyre a PKer, I'm against them in the game, I don't care who you are in real life, I keep fantasy and reality separate. --Eric bessette 23:00, 29 September 2008 (BST)

And on that note, Fuck PKers and Viv La Resitance! --Eric bessette 23:00, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Why do you care? I told you i keep this seperate from real life. --Eric bessette 23:05, 29 September 2008 (BST)

I have a feeling youre utterly wrong. Now if you dont mind, i'ma go kill me some zombahs, and if youd like to continue this incessantly pointless dialogue, you go ahead. *wink* best regards, Eric bessette, oh and btw, I'm 21. --Eric bessette 00:19, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Look guy, your advice, all be it nice of you to offer, are merely bullying remarks. You're even threatening to chase me from the game. I thought PKers were easy to get along with? If youd like to have a civil conversation, im down for it, my emails on my page, hell my AIM is on my page. Don't threaten me. I mean I know you're "Sonny Corleone" and all that, but your offer has been refused. (oh wait, he made a funny). Awaiting your response, --Eric bessette 01:07, 30 September 2008 (BST)

See now, that, put as it is, makes sense. But I've never been one to conform. So, for the sake of being liked, i wont change. For the sake of conforming, i wont change. But for the sake of change, I will change. If only to keep conversations on this and to prove that, over all, humanity is good and evil begets evil, I will change to "seamlessly blend into the grey that is todays society" so that, in this conversation, with your own words "You know I'm trying to help you, right?" I can prove, that the human race has a miniscule chance of surviving the coming decades with out imploding in a mass of hatred and death.
What I would like to know how ever, is how this went from my dislike of people killing people, proving that ultimately, people would rather take the easy way out and kill their own when they're down and out, to help the "enemy", which are the fallen, who until recent events, used to be human beings. The main reason Im against it is the fact it reflects the state of the world as it actually is. At least 50% of a statement is true, so if youre more willing to kill a human being that is different than the rest, because they dont seamlessly blend into the grey that is todays society, than go for it, what ever make you feel happy. To a discussion of me being a noob? And this, is me speaking as a human being of flesh and blood to another human being of flesh and blood over a series of wires and relays know as the world wide web.
Sincerely, Eric Bessette

You attract some pretty high-class types, Sonny. :> --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 09:00, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Oh hai thar

Hey.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:12, 30 September 2008 (BST)

i c wat u did thar --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 02:25, 30 September 2008 (BST)
no u! So, how's this place and you been? Seventythree left I see, Has Grim became overlord yet? Fill me in. You're probably one of the smarter people around here.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:27, 30 September 2008 (BST)
The wiki sucks. It's full of these fags called the Malton Uprising. And Grim is being corrupt and annoying. 73 is gone but I didn't know that. And I still rule. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 02:29, 30 September 2008 (BST)
Everyone that was awesome is leaving and stuff. I just found out Hugnutz left. That crazy Portuguese ummm....thing. And yes, you still rule. Malton Uprising? Looks ghey.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:53, 30 September 2008 (BST)
Sooper ghey. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 18:43, 30 September 2008 (BST)
In fact, I think this entire place got just a bit gheyer after I left...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:42, 30 September 2008 (BST)
It did. There's no more lulz. In fact any attempt at lulz gets people butthurt. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 01:04, 1 October 2008 (BST)
Create lulz for epicness? But how, oh mighty Sonny? How do we go about making this place lulzable without getting teh b&?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:12, 1 October 2008 (BST)
I know! Take a picture of you raping Grim's mum and posting it online! No wait... --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 01:16, 1 October 2008 (BST)
Grim has a mum?!?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:28, 1 October 2008 (BST)
I lied. He was put together from the body parts of dead trolls. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 01:30, 1 October 2008 (BST)
Prick. You had my hopes too. And I just wen through all the trouble of finding an extendo-cock too. :/ -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:32, 1 October 2008 (BST)

You know, I just read a little bit of what I wrote. I'm a psychic. I predicted Grim would become overlord, if only for a few minutes...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:14, 8 November 2008 (UTC)


You just killed me. That character happens to be a PKer (although for some reason the RG info was blanked). :'( --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:24, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Actually, on the other hand. You didn't dump me, and I got to destroy things: You smash at the lights, destroying them. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:28, 7 October 2008 (BST)
I knew you wouldn't, but you still apologized. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:30, 7 October 2008 (BST)
That sounds like a good idea. How should I do that? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)
Alright, I'll get back to you on that after scrounging around. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:42, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Great Fire ambiguity

Hey as one of the wikizens around here that has a background with ALiM projects that goes back before the purge, we'd greatly appreciate if you went here and testified. We are asking for witnesses who can confirm the fact that the page, Great Fire of 1912 was indeed created by and largely moderated by myself and User:J3D. The task of claiming our creation over the page is complicated by the fact that no history is available to back up our claim due to the history purge. Thanks for you time.--Nallan (Talk) 08:12, 11 October 2008 (BST)

hitman and the imperium....

yeah i think i got a guy or 2 in the area just send me a link and if you can a list of their epople to discussion like last time. fyi it wont be as easy as it was for us with thz unless they got a lot of zeds for us to let into the buildings...anyway we would be happy to.

The imperium is still around? Wow. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:59, 15 October 2008 (BST)

yeah ill send a guys or to over cause i got there phone #'s...wait can i do that in the rules? oh well to late anyway. they may not get there for a day. Actually im craving some blood so ill go too. im bored of starts agents anyway, too bitchy. okay one imperium of man sized hole comin up--Taco man 00:12, 16 October 2008 (BST)

since you'll find out soon anyway cause u sense this stuff

Shackleville members of Fortress were given an unltinmatum. Leave all the schools in the area and make all hospitals no kill zone like St. Alexander's hospital in Lockettside. Until the damands are met all survivours sleeping in schools in Shackleville and the surounding suburbs are hostages. We can not force them to stay, but we can kill them if they do. This ultimatum was given to the group Fortress. They must remove their men from all schools in malton, and make all hospitals in their teritory no kill zones. If you have a friend who sleeps in a school, and will not leave; help us to get fortress to obey. Kill them were you see them, and the name of the person you want safe will be put on the list. If you wish to do this go the the hitman discussion and ut a name of a survivor and the names of those frotress members you killed to portect that person. Remeber everyone in malton is a pker or was at one point, you were either cold blooded or you did it to survive, will you kill one to save this is not a Jigsaw want to be. and this was started by the 2nd in command no me. I simply aprove.

the above was my compilation of an altercation of my 2nd in command. I thought it was a good idea. this is posted here the hitman wiki and on the Shackleville wiki. on discussion and not the main page. since i sort of like DORIS in that i dont hate them, and cause even though we got off on th wrong foot dont mind u either im informing you. I was wondering if this would be the first hostage situation is malton history, and if so i would be honoured if you catologed it...if thats something you guys do. or something. Basicly im just making sure i go through the right channels this time.

okay i will if it works or almost does. peace thx for the suggestion

O.o wtf... didn't understand a word of that--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 03:27, 16 October 2008 (BST)


okay this is my kill far

Helm Anneruron


Sup.'re going to join the RRR? I hope you know the rules. And GODDAMMIT thats a lot of meme's on your page. Later. --ScouterTX 06:45, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Your sig

I noticed you sig takes up the whole page on the A/A page. I had the same problem. Add this code, and it should be fixed:


Make sure you have the "Raw signature" box checked. --Haliman - Talk 02:32, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

no. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 02:36, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Lulz. I lol'd so hard at that. Don't ask why. Just trying to help! xD --Haliman - Talk 02:40, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
I hate change and I've kept my sig like this for so long. Changing it now would go against everything I stand midget fights. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 03:06, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Ah, the "no" was a little funnier. I just told you in-case you have been having the same problem with it as me.... Since March. :P. --Haliman - Talk 03:08, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Midget porn is far superior.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 03:10, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Hal, saromu is already and old veteran of this wiki... he was here when templated sigs were invented... and now there is a whole outcry for using non-templated sigs... and if even i can't tame saromu, dont expect you to do it --People's Commissar Hagnat talk 03:12, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Whats with the random amount of colons? *Sigh* --Haliman - Talk 03:13, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
What you mean? --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 03:35, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
lulzy.--xoxo 03:36, 29 October 2008 (UTC)


what do you mean im a pker! i have never killed another player(except for zombies).--Forensic hoffman 03:57, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

evidence!, it showed a rick astley video!--Forensic hoffman 04:16, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

yes im tried, what was on the "pk report", i have never killed anyone unless they killed me beforehand

sorry, but it still is showing the rick astley video--Forensic hoffman 04:26, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

just read to me what the "photo" says!--Forensic hoffman 04:35, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

what is the name of the "guy"--Forensic hoffman 04:39, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

i think i remember him, must be some guy who killed me along time ago, and i just so happend to come across him and extract what was justice and at the same time, my revenge, you see the difference is that i only shall kill killers, not those who have killed only zombies--Forensic hoffman 04:44, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

funny how that same message is going to apply to you soon--Forensic hoffman 04:54, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

have fun eating lead!--Forensic hoffman 05:00, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

it may not be my hand that does it, but as long as the message gets across, i don't care.--Forensic hoffman 05:10, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

curiousity, you seem to be taking this very well, is it because you are over confidence, or is it because you know that your eventually death is soon--Forensic hoffman 05:14, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

i am aware of that, but as you already know, you can not cause permadent death as well, so there really is no point--Forensic hoffman 05:23, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

yove go to be kidding me, thats how u get people to stop playing!? thats pathetic, this is boring, im going to go to sleep now.--Forensic hoffman 05:39, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

im sorry it had to go done like that sonny, maybe youll come back as a better like that. ill be waiting for you canderous ordo.--Forensic hoffman 17:53, 8 November 2008 (UTC)


@ what is occurring up there *points at above thread* --xoxo 04:50, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

I like that. You call them threads now. Soon this page will be a board and you will be telling Cyberbob you are cool because you go on UDchan. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 05:25, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
/ud/ is only for the cool kids --People's Commissar Hagnat talk 05:29, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

lol at nubs who r dum and the gayz dat tink dis is a chan nubs -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:31, 2 November 2008 (UTC)


WOOOO! NOW GO DIE IN A WAR OR SOMETHING YOU RACIST CUM DUMPSTER... sorry i'm just really happy right now ;). you need to start trolling someone (not me) I need some laughs. on another note i have a new pker alt ready for a new group got anything good for him to do?----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 17:54, 5 November 2008 (UTC)


He dared me to how could I refuse? --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 01:51, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

I Haz No Vowels

I also fail, but only on weekends... Are you still on COD4, i should be getting meh 360 in the next few weeks.

Finally, are you blasting on Imperium? I may try to convince Hulk to bring us up there. --PFC 02:53, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Seriously? AZS? We're right there lol. Come by Clapton Stadium and hang with us if you get a chance.--PFC 04:34, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh the drama.

You know Sonny? You're a funny guy. You report Eric for spamming (Vandal Banning October 2008) and you're the one who spams everywhere. LOL. And, I think I've already told you: we're not here to solve your problems with your sexual orientation. Really sorry for that. Keep your fake-insult for yourself, love. --Janus Abernathy 19:06, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you Sonny, it's always a pleasure. It'd be cool though, if you could use a real insult for once. Think you can manage it? Mmh. --Janus Abernathy 13:36, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Chicago Ted

NO PKER IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!!! --Eric bessette 06:31, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

You sir, Take the power of chicago ted too lightly. And have yet to play and beat the "No Mercy" Campaign on L4D. GOOD DAY SIR!--Eric bessette 15:06, 21 November 2008 (UTC)


Bite.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:37, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I didn't say either way. :P. Sure, my comment COULD be seen as supporting you. But I could be saying "while it has potential, doesn't have a right to live". Do you still love me? :D -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

le sigh

Gold in basket.jpg Gold in the Basket Supporter
This basket of gold should resolve the debt I have incurred by gaining your vouch.

Happy? Also, that comment to Jellofun on your user page was quite moving. Anyone that has ever said you have no heart or something to that effect just doesn't know you.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:11, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Guess what your old pal Garviel Loken is up too.
this should be another epic fail. if your going to do something let me know I want in.----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 14:03, 31 January 2009 (UTC)


I heard you kill calvin, nice! OH NOEZ, TEH ZOMBAZ, DEY IZ AFTA MEH!--Eric bessette 17:00, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

BOTTOM OF THE PAGE YOU FAGTARD --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n


So I heard you liked them.--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 10:07, 23 August 2009 (BST)

they're called nigers you insensitive racist prick.--xoxo 01:04, 25 August 2009 (BST)
:| --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 22:28, 25 August 2009 (BST)

AZS Must Die

Isn't linked to any other pages. HAven't you got a list of all the MUST DIE groups somewhere? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 10:41, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Bad Medicine

Good Medicine! 3-1 ratio. Energy Vitamin Water (yellow one) with Vodka with a hint of Vanilla. -- 

Emot-argh.gif 05:29, 24 December 2009 (UTC)

I mixed it in a cup and attempted to get the 3-1 correct by using a shot glass to get about right with my measurements. Something else we found is that blue mountain dew that they came out with goes AMAZING with vodka, its blue raspberry with a hint of ginsing and then you mix that with vodka. Its really friggin good, we just didn't come up with a new for it yet. -- Emot-argh.gif 19:17, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
|This one. I have never seen that one you showed but the one I had was called voltage and was amazing with vodka. -- Emot-argh.gif 04:31, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

aww lighten up faggot.

come on you know i was JK.----sexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png ¯\(Boobs.gif)/¯ 12:51, 26 February 2010 (UTC)


sup, long time no see. how are thee doing ? i just moved to SC (not south carolina) and i am starting a new life. Right now i am in the boring staged where i know almost no one in town and i have no one to go to bars with :( You still unable to drink beer ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 23:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Soft Warning

Just letting you know that you've basically pushed the admin page spamming to the line now, and that any more will likely result in escalation. Aichon 02:50, 28 May 2010 (BST)

And I'd put the gold in the basket if I could find the darn thing (and knew what the reference seems to have been from before my time)... Aichon 02:51, 28 May 2010 (BST)

ACC irc bullshit

Dicks and butts. Johny223 eats a bowl of cocks without hot sauce. Survivor 454 is too paranoid for a stupid fucking game. Saul is probably a Jew. Love Saromu/Sonny/Canderous --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 04:28, 27 April 2011 (BST)

herp derp

ur herp, i am derp, cum hear and letz butcher sum n3wbs asses :D --People's Commissar Hagnat [talk] [wcdz] 17:28, 15 May 2011 (BST)

No. First off, memes are gay now. Second, UD has always been gay. Third, nah. --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 07:05, 25 May 2011 (BST)
please!!!--User:Sexualharrison11:12, 25 May 2011 (bst)
FFS saromu... ur the gayest around here, you know there is nowhere more like for you than here --hagnat 12:25, 25 May 2011 (BST)
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 05:19, 26 May 2011 (BST)
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. --hagnat 12:33, 26 May 2011 (BST)
Potassium --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 08:34, 27 May 2011 (BST)
You failed your monty python test... gimme ur witch burner badge --hagnat 13:23, 27 May 2011 (BST)
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 19:20, 27 May 2011 (BST)
at least add me on facebook or something, damn u :P --hagnat 04:49, 31 May 2011 (BST)
Fuck that noise --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 05:31, 11 June 2011 (BST)
DAMN U --hagnat 14:32, 17 June 2011 (BST)


Please stop posting large quantities of nonsense in admin sections. Referring to those weird lyrics stuff. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 06:48, 20 June 2011 (BST)

Why? It's basically WTF Centaurs.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 10:09, 20 June 2011 (BST)
It's the shear size that's annoying. It's like posting an image and then set the size to 500px. Normally I'd resize it to something manageable but obviously this can't be done here. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 10:42, 20 June 2011 (BST)
Fuck off, thad. If a user can add a signature that is more than 3 lines long, clearly sonny can post whatever he wants in a prom bid --hagnat 12:32, 20 June 2011 (BST)
Really classy there hangnut :/. Not to mention this is totally different. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 21:30, 20 June 2011 (BST)
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Just keep it off the admin pages. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 21:30, 20 June 2011 (BST)
Again I reiterate. Why should he? What are you going to do about it? As a user his vote counts and he can justify it however he wishes so long as he doesn't break the page. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 23:19, 20 June 2011 (BST)
This is me not giving a fuck. --Sonny Corleone DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n 01:01, 21 June 2011 (BST)


still alive ? --hagnat 02:03, 28 September 2012 (BST)