WCDZ
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Historical Group |
| This historical group is no longer active. However, its wiki page is preserved to reflect the group's significance in Urban Dead history. |
| The World Conspiracy for the Destruction of Zombies | |
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| Abbreviation: | WCDZ |
| Group Numbers: | Thirteen, supported by anyone who's ever voted Kill on a zombie suggestion |
| Leadership: | The Great Shadow Lord Zaruthustra |
| Goals: | Sabotage game balance to destroy zombies and raise Grim s' blood pressure. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Vote kill or preferably spam on all suggestions that could help zombies. |
| Contact: | If we deem your work satisfactory we will contact you. |
History
The World Conspiracy to Destroy Zombies was established by the great and all-knowing Zaruthustra on February 22nd, 1993 (That's just how far in advance we've been planning this). He hated the idea that people could be happy with their classes, happier than him. So he set out on his mission to kill vote every zombie suggestion that appeared on the wiki. Slowly this evolved into a shadow organization made of older wiki "clique" members, united under a simple mission statement that all people can agree on. "Join my army or die". The WCDZ is proud of being responsible for most bad things that happen to you. Don't like game balance? That was us. Did your idea get spam voted down almost immediately? Us too. Did your dog just get cancer? Yea, that was us. We're the ones keeping your best efforts to save the game shelved in the Peer Rejected Suggestions page. As long as our work succeeds you never will. Failing this we have a contingency plan to lock Kevan in my wood shed.
The Roots of the WCDZ
Like any good God-fearing conspiracy the WCDZ was formed from the order of the Knights Templar in 1108. While ridding the holy land of zombies was at the time a low priority for the Catholic Church, these bold defenders of faith had the foresight to prepare for the coming struggle and create a special arm of their warriors for dealing with the undead menace. Due to some execution-related management problems in 1314 the group was forced to break off from the knights and assert itself as the conspiracy. The rest is (despite the protestations of the so-called "established academic community") history.
Membership
Due to the fact that we're an exclusive clique you probably can't join. However, if you toil on the wiki long enough destroying people's hopes and dreams your betters might take notice and make you a peon, should you be so lucky.
Staff
- Shadow Lord of the Conspiracy. Leads the efforts to oppress zombies on the wiki.
- Vice President in Charge of Cookies. Heads our evil bake sales and plans the evil ice cream socials. and is in charge of recruiting and PR. Looking for job as a nemisis: will provide many hours of good arguing and flaming for little or no reason. (Is evilly plotting to become the next Shadow Lord of the Conspiracy by slowly moving his name to the top of the staff list).
- Grand Inquisitor of Suggestions. In charge of stomping on your ideas. Currently taking a break from this because my feet hurt from all that stomping. See my info page for...more info. Duh.
- Treasurer. Keeps my coffers full of filthy lucre, and twinkies. (is evilly plotting nothing at all).
- Evil Intern. Takes care of all our evil collating and such, in exchange for valuable work experience in the evil overlord field. His known deeds are the naming of the microsoft OS after himself and backstabbing his way to the bureaucrat position of this wiki twice. Is known to make good coffee.
Assorted Thugs, Hooligans, and Cronies
- The official WCDZ technician, keeping the fridges working, the HQ's air-conditioner in a nice temperature, and the WCDZ mechs always ready to fire hails of spam. Also mantains a few side projects, mostly involving new and inventive ways to turn zombies into gibs. Or cinders, when he's inspired. Expert in killing lame in-genre excuses for bad suggestions. (Is evilly plotting to get more from Vista's coffee or TheTeeHeeMonster's baked goods as soon as Zaruthustra becomes a moderator. He also plots for a raise and a bigger room. Doesn't know about Hagnat's evil plot, but finds it inhumanly evil.)
- Fallen angel - from Modship and impartiality, to a twisted vendetta against zombies. Working as a contractor for the WCDZ. Known for only playing two brain-rotters out of his five characters. Has committed the grievous sins of voting keep on an air drop suggestion, and taking the corner cubicle. {Evilly Plotting. Not about anything in particular...)
- Zombie sleeper agent of the WCDZ (but don't tell anyone!). This traitorous zombie is so foul and villainous that he betrays his own kind with his wiki influence, whilst infiltrating them. Well, he would if he knew what that word meant. For now he just hangs out with them on the streets, plotting their nerfing.
- Quote: "Gahr?" (Is evilly plotting to get more sleep as soon as Zaruthustra becomes a moderator. Or before that, for no good reason)
- The Keeper of the WCDZ Arsenal. Formerly TheTeeHeeMonster's bitter rival. Loves jazz, cookie dough ice cream, spontaneously pulling out various implements of differing levels of destruction and locking and barricading zombies into abandonned buildings in order to create an area for a controlled hunt. Has a tendency to come up with loads of bad suggestions with the occasional maybe. He doesn't frequent the wiki as often anymore, probably because he may be a drooling zombie. Or human. Wandering the streets. On drugs. Because he is a Rocket Man. Rocket Man. Burning up his fuse up there alone. And he thinks it'll be a long long time...
- Extremely twisted psychotic. When he isn't teaching zombies how to freerun then laughing at them when they fall and die, he can be found cutting the authors of bad suggestions. (Is evily plotting to kill everyone who works for his ISP.)
- A truly sick individual. The pleasure he takes in destroying the suggestions of others borders on Perversion. The stupidity on Suggestions has lead to him wearing a huge piece of space on a chain around his neck, so its easier to grab chunks to fling at worthy Suggestions. (nominated himself to become the next Shadow Lord of the Conspiracy as soon as Zaruthustra becomes a moderator)
- The group's evil hired gun. Enjoys assassinating retarded ideas in his free time, and oddly, is one of the few who prefers to use the term "survivors" over "humans," although some speculate that he does this to be even MORE evil! Currently resides in the shadows inside the group HQ, and is sometimes seen throwing sharp, pointy objects at various photos on the wall. (Evilly plotting to steal the lunches from random people due to the cafeteria getting too expensive recently, obviously caused by the lack of cookies and coffee, requiring imports)
- Sleepytime blah has been in hibernation for a few months. Still groggy, and delighting in the void of naught - this user does pays brief visits, like sudden dream-states, to the Suggestion Page from time to time to spam any suggestions that might give zombies a fair shake. (Is evilly plotting to take a piss in Zaruthustra coffee)
- A book worm. Hagnat was once bitten by a zombie, and never realized it became one of them. After his demise, he kept reading his books. It was during a siege on the library he was studying that he found the truth about the WCDZ, and decided to tell everyone about it. As soon as he got out from behind the pile of books that were hiding him, he got shot in the head. He now keeps the WCDZ Library of Evil and all its secrets. (Is evilly plotting something very evil. Very. Very. Evil. Like, eating the brains of all WCDZ members in their sleep.)
Enemies of the State
Grim s (assimilated through psychic powers (don't ask), now harmless. - Well, not exactly harmless. Think like some kind of maverick)
- Crime: Flapping gums. He told everyone about the survivor wiki conspiracy. You shall not reveal us and go unpunished!
- The fateful circumstances under which our existence was revealed to the world. (Also he said my name was silly and hurt my feelings. --TheTeeHeeMonster)
- Crime: So many sub-standard suggestions in so little time
Wow, I am famous! Thanks guys! --Jason Killdare 21:37, 5 Jan 2006 (GMT)and editing our page without permission. Like the hated Zombie, won't stay down. As of the early hours of February 9th, he hast returned...eth.
hagnat (Assimilated into the WCDZ, mostly to keep him from talking.)
- Crime: Knowing too much. But we still love you anyway.
- Crime: The midget suggestion. And the cyborg one too.
- Crime: Voting "Keep" on a blatantly spam-worthy suggestion. And I used to have such respect for him. How the mighty have fallen.
- Crime: Voting "Keep" on a blatantly spam-worthy suggestion.
- Crime: Two of the STUPIDEST Suggestions ever seen
- Crime: Attempting to Vote "Keep" for reasons of 'compassion' not merit, crossing out of Spam votes, undeleting a Spaminated suggestion. The list goes on and on.
Slavik Defeated for the Second THIRD time
- Crime: Edited our page twice asserting that we are all "fags" and need to be "fag stamped" and trolling on the suggestion page by putting a suggestion that is basically a cute, but poorly written, death threat.
The rumours of my demise have been greaty exaggerated SIavik 02:05, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)And creating another account to get past the ban, then using it to edit our page without permission. Imprison Slavik: Help keep a dangerous criminal off of the streets.
- Crime: Brian Pepparz Suggestion. 'Nuff said. Also knowingly submits spam suggestions.
- Crime: Have you seen the pit of despair suggestion? My oh my... Also came up with the Pict suggestion on the humorous page, the worst thing to come onto Earth since um... well... there has to be something worse, right?
- Michael Jackson. BTW, I just remembered a song from his earlier days. It is called "Pretty Young Thing". hm... AllStarZ 17:33, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Crime: Because of his keep vote, he let a suggestion have over 19 Spam votes and 3 Kill votes stay on the suggestion page.
- Crime: The absolute MESS he made on Suggestions by attempting to restart voting after he was caught making a serious edit to his suggestion - which in itself is a crime.
- Crime: His "Using Guns" suggestion. One: double-barreled shotguns and revolvers are nearly impossible to jam. Two: zombies using guns is a bad idea. Three: assault rifles with an AP/HP ratio that's so incredibly low that the gun is useless does not make it balanced.
- Crime: Gave Jason's record a run for its money in just one day. Also, came close to making us and Grim actually agree on something. That's just unnatural.
- Crime: The "Zombie Quick Kill" suggestion. Not only was it spam, but he didn't even use the template provided.
- Crime: The "STFU N00BS!!" suggestion. Ironically, he showed his lack of suggestions page knowledge by 1) posting a new suggestion at the top of the list, 2) forging a time stamp to be several days ago, and 3) posting complete crap. Also, anyone who uses "n00b" should be shot. Many, many times.
- Aw fuck... AllStarZ 04:31, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Crime: Had been toeing the idiot line for a few weeks with some of his suggestions, but jumped right the hell over it and into the Pit of Despair with the "Snakes on Planes" suggestion. It should be noted that he has done well with himself after that suggestion, and has taken long strides toward redeeming himself.
- Crime: Multiple poorly thought-out suggestions at a rythm that would make him the spiritual heir of Nam, if still much less than his equal. Also almost managed to peel off another layer of the conspiracy and reveal it.
- Crime: His multiple half-baked suggestions, many of which have included the line - You can't possibly vote kill on this one (or something to that effect), generally followed by voters immediately responding with Kills and/or Spams.
- Crime: Voting not once, not twice, but thrice on a single suggestion. Also lacks the mental capacity to realize how unbalancing increasing the syringe rate would be.
- Crime: Making two spam-worthy suggestions back-to-back: "Wizard People" and "Hardcore Rockers Wannabies" and telling grim s to cut down on his swearing.
- Crime: I wont list all his crimes, since i would have to fold time and space to list all his suggestions that got spammed and WTFCentaured. My only concern is why we took this long to add him to our enemies list. :\ --hagnat mod 04:37, 21 May 2006 (BST)
News
Any news-related comments are to be posted on the discussion page. Only actual news goes here.
May
Vista was promoted to moderator. Congratulations. This makes 3 WCDZ members moderators from the wiki. All hail the conspirancy! --hagnat mod 19:21, 11 May 2006 (BST)
- I will now wait for a opportune moment to ban our beloved leader so I can upsurb him. All hail the conspirancy!--Vista W! 19:56, 11 May 2006 (BST)
April
Hey. I was just promoted to moderator :D Now, there is what... two WCDZ suggestions implemented in the game, and two WCDZ members promoted to wiki mods ?! Now, vounch for Vista, so we can can take full control of the wiki. First the wiki, then the game. The conspiracy would be almost complete --hagnat t • mod 18:38, 19 April 2006 (BST)
In honor of hagnat and our grand leader zaruthustra I'm also trying to become a mod, feel free increase the honor of the WCDZ by vouching for me! --Vista W! 13:30, 19 April 2006 (BST)(or to stab me in the back as part of some evil power grapping plan, both work for the glory of the WCDZ)
We now have a wonderful template to put in your profile. just shove {{WCDZ}} wherever you want to inspire fear.
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Also, I would like to point out that the WCDZ is not dead. We are merely waiting for our enemies to grow bold and expose themselves, so they can be crushed underfoot. --Zaruthustra-Mod 03:54, 3 April 2006 (BST)
March
The WCDZ only has 10 members with profiles, according to the stats page. All WCDZ members must submit their profiles to TheTeeHeeMonster as proof of listing us as their group. Failure to do so will result in the culprit being turned over to a "cut-off-your-toes-with-a-rusty-steak-knife-style" collection agency. --23:50, 1 March 2006 (GMT)
February
Our Nemisis, Jason Killdare, has returned to the Suggestions page like something out of a prophecy --00:05, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Our Shadow Lord of Conspiracies, Zar, is now a mod! Congragulations.. now he can more insideously further the cause of our grand conspiracy! --Jak Rhee 05:12, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- In unrelated news, wailing and gnashing of teeth is up 2000% on the wiki. --Zaruthustra 06:38, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)
If you're in Caiger Mall, don't forget to stop by in the SE corner and punch Slavik in the face. All the cool kids are doing it! --TheTeeHeeMonster 23:46, 7 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Get his UD id here.
Imprison_Slavik: Yet another of our evil plots. Signing multiple times is encouraged. --TheTeeHeeMonster 17:40, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)
My suggestion, Zombie Hand Attack Accuracy Revision, was implemented by Kevan today. Everyone praise me for my incredible genius. - KingRaptor 13:00, 2 Feb 2006 (GMT)
January
Notice to all members: please put "WCDZ" in your UD profiles and links in your descriptions to help spread the word of our evil plans. --TheTeeHeeMonster 00:02, 6 Jan 2006 (GMT)
TheTeeHeeMonster will be heading our first weekly "Join my army or die" ice cream social. Attendance is mandatory. --Zaruthustra 23:28, 3 Jan 2006 (GMT)
- Remember, we won't have enough ice cream unless you all pitch in and bring some. Flavors wanted: Vanilla, Chocolate, Evil, Strawberry, Rum Raisin and Kill Vote. --TheTeeHeeMonster 23:58, 3 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Today the infidel Grim s exposed our existance to the world. Fortunately he is too late, as our evil machinations are already too far along to be stopped. Suggestions killed today, zombies killed tommorow! --Zaruthustra 23:28, 3 Jan 2006 (GMT)
- Damn. --Grim s 12:45, 31 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Ice Cream Social
Social this friday at Caiger Mall to support its stand against the Zmobie Hordes of the Mall Tour. --TheTeeHeeMonster 22:57, 29 Jan 2006 (GMT)
- Mmmmm! loved the ice cream and cookies (you have to give me your recipe some time). You should add pot roast to the mix at the next social.. I'm tired of eating stale nacho chips and vending machine candy in the mall, your cookies and ice cream were a welcome change - but something meaty (preferably not human flesh) might be nice. --Blahblahblah 23:04, 4 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Hey, guys... just a suggestion: how about some barbecue in the next ice cream social? We can feast on meat of dubious sources like the ravenous zombies we're bent on destroying, and still eat a lot of ice cream before, mean, and afterwhile. I think I know a zombie that could get us some of the BBQ sauce he's been using on his harman hambargarz, too. It's tasty. Or so he says. Better yet, or so I guess he says... --Omega2 03:20, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- I know membership is closed but I would sell my own grandmother to get into a group that has as much respect fro GrimS as I do! I'm at Caiger, hope to see you there Stoy Winters 00:29, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- We should try McZed's catering next time. What better way to celebrate human superiority over the dead other than by eating our enemies? AllStarZ 00:24, 23 February 2006 (GMT)
- I know membership is closed but I would sell my own grandmother to get into a group that has as much respect fro GrimS as I do! I'm at Caiger, hope to see you there Stoy Winters 00:29, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Hey, guys... just a suggestion: how about some barbecue in the next ice cream social? We can feast on meat of dubious sources like the ravenous zombies we're bent on destroying, and still eat a lot of ice cream before, mean, and afterwhile. I think I know a zombie that could get us some of the BBQ sauce he's been using on his harman hambargarz, too. It's tasty. Or so he says. Better yet, or so I guess he says... --Omega2 03:20, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Next Social / WCDZ Goal Proposal
I just had a good idea to give the WCDZ something to do: vow to spraypaint over all of those annoying "STREETS IS WATCHIN'" tags over the entire town. Partly inspired by some graffiti I saw last night, which replaced "STREETS IS WATCHIN'" with "BOULEVARDS IS OBSERVIN'", I propose that we start replacing all of these annoying tags around the town. They're everywhere. Kill 'em. I personally propose "BOULEVARDS IS OBSERVIN'", "ROADS IS LOOKIN'", "AVENUES IS VIEWIN'", and other such synonymous fun. Or just wipe the stupid STREETS crap out, at any rate. So, whaddya say? Bentley Foss 19:37, 18 February 2006 (GMT)
- Nêh lets not remove one crap catchprase with another. I'm all for removing inane spaypaint but why not with meaningful info, where the revive point is, most effective way order of actions, etc. But either way I'm too busy in the Necro building one east of caiger, If somebody else has free time, why not help me. some more barricaders and revivers wouldn't hurt. also we lost about a hundred meatshields already while the zombie count outside of the bulding went up with the same number. Waste your AP in the good company of me and several others WCDZ. get to say hallo/shoot hagnat who is outside trying to get in, etc.--Vista 17:28, 21 February 2006 (GMT)
- I've been tagging "Big Brother is watching you" over those STREETS tags when I come across them. Big Brother is so much cooler than STREETS... nobody is afraid of streets - but Big Brother on the other hand... Bwa-ha-ha-haaa!(P.S. He's watching you through your computer right now.) --Blahblahblah 20:58, 22 February 2006 (GMT)
Trophies
The Spammy: 3 minutes - Dispose of bodies in the sewers (proof)
The Golden Dupe: 7 minutes - Diagnose Infection (proof)
Golden Troll: Slavik for not being to treat this page as the joke that it is.
Record Day With the Most Spammed Suggestions: 18 Jan 2006 with 11 Spaminations
Dr. Tempelhof's Prize for Most Spam: Induce Coma with 26 Spams before removal.
The Pig's Head of Thickheaded Obliviousness: tranhanam0027 for suggesting Psychic Rampage v1, v2, v3, v4.1, v4.2, v5.1, v6 all within 24 hours and included such lovely subtitels as PLEASE DO NOT SPAMINATED ME!!! and Pick your poison, any poison -- I HATE YOU GRIM S. This much spam deserves the Pigs' head.
Most Prolific Spammer: MrAushvitz with at least one suggestion each day. In the past few days he has presented a few good suggestions, and is making a(n) (in)complete turn-around from his past behaviors.
Media
The battle for Malton must be won in the hearts and minds of humans as well as on the battlefield. As such the WCDZ has created media to help galvanize citizens to do their civic duty. Feel free to use these, just go ahead and give credit where credit is due will ya?
 A modern revival of this poster. Remember humans, raid safe, raid effective, raid together. By Zaruthustra. |
 A dire warning about the true nature of barhah. Don't be fooled by the zombie plot or their red masters. By Zaruthustra. |
 Do your duty as a Maltonian. Line um up and knock 'em down! By Zaruthustra. |
 Keep those buildings boarded! A sig sized pic you can display. Remember, a barricaded building is a safe building. By Zaruthustra. |
 Safeguard your child's savory meats and fluids, keep the curfew. By AllStarZ. |
Skill proposals
This is an area for all of the skills we plan to submit at some future date. Due to our vast conspiriatorial influences, these skills will be implemented once suggested. No, there's nothing you can do to stop it. Try it, we dare you. Backing away? That's what we thought, punk. Run back to momma for your bottle and diaper change. The suggestions grew so numerous and large in scope that a new page was created here just to contain their sheer evil.
Disclaimer
If all this joshing and ribbing at the expense of paranoid tin-foil hat wearers everywhere hasn't convinced you that this is group is a joke, and that there really isn't a conspiracy against you - then we have done our jobs well. Go now into all the world and preach the gospel - preferably on a street corner in New York City, and be sure to wear a bathrobe and a sign that says: "THE WORLD IS ENDING" followed by a list of complaints against us. Confront any NYPD officers that try to arrest you for disturbing the peace, public nudity, being drunk and disorderly, or murdering and eating that hobo. They are just trying to stop the truth from getting out.
Godspeed, the future is in your hands.
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AVENUES IS VIEWIN!
