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[[Category:Groups]]

==Introduction==
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group_name=Lolling Omnipontent Super Extreme Raider Squad|
group_abbrev=L.O.S.E.R.S.|
group_image=[[Image:loser1.gif]]|
group_membership=6|
group_leaders=Emp. justine|
group_goals=Wirecutters, Survive|
group_recruit=Open for everyone, except zombies|
group_contact=...
}}

The L.O.S.E.R.S. (Lolling Omnipontent Super Extreme Raider Squad) is a small group of ambitious survivors who want to do completely ambitious and random stuff around Malton. We work mostly near [[West Grayside]]. However, since 75% of the active characters are controlled by one person, and we don't encourage [[zerging]], expect to see a L.O.S.E.R. anywhere around Malton.

This is expected to change soon
- [[User:Emp.justine|Emp.justine]] 18:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

I don't think so...
- [[User:Thegarbageman|Thegarbageman]] 21:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

==Membership==

Anyone with a taste for adventure, and a considerable dose of madess, are allowed to join the L.O.S.E.R.S.. To do so, please check the "[[Joining L.O.S.E.R.S.]]" booklet (Not yet available. Talk directly to one of the current members if you wish to join immediately. Good luck finding us). In order to leave the group, please leave a small amount of money. 

No, it's not necessary, but we really want it, you know?
- [[User:Emp.justine|Emp.justine]] 18:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, you can also sneak out while no one's looking
- [[User:Emp.justine|Emp.justine]] 18:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

==Current Events==

The L.O.S.E.R.S. are currently on a suicide retreat towards the bottom [[Necrotech Security Zone]]! Of course, we don't expect to accomplish anything except gain [[experience]] and die so some of us can continue to [[level up]], but it's an [[event]] nevertheless.

-04/05/2008: Everyone shall meet at the [[Necrotech Security Zone]]

-04/01/2008: Everyone shall meet at the [[Survivor Security Zone]]

-01/13/2008: Brief stop at the legendary [[Caiger Mall]] to resupply. And appreciate the sights of the place that has survived two sieges.

-01/16/2008: One of the L.O.S.E.R.S. has gone on vacation, so the attack is halted until he returns. We shall resupply in the meantime. Caiger for the win!

==Members==
Are you a new member? Write you story here! Put you photo here too.

'''Emperor Justine'''[[Image:mano.jpg]]

Also know as "boss", "most experienced player in group" or "in case of attack leave him behind and run like little girls", is as we say, one of the commanders of the group. And you know why? Because he is experienced! Are you THAT experienced? I don't think so.

'''Imano Ob'''[[Image:Imanoob.JPG]]

The group's scout/spy. Able to be anywhere in Malton, with different identities and appearances, though all equally generic. Known by some as "a mix between Starcraft's Ghost and a really big and impossible to miss sign". 

'''VonCom'''[[Image:vco.jpg]]

VonCom was an old friend of the Thegarbageman in the Firefighter's Academy (where you learn to be a firefighter... yes, THERE is a school for that!). One day he decided to go Acapulco, enjoying his vacations, which was not officialy allowed by the Malton Ministery of SafeGuard. Suddenly, in the take-off, the plane's engine failed (actually it was sabotaged by the Malton Ministery of Safeguad), and fell somewhere in Malton... Somewhere...

'''Thegarbageman'''[[Image:garbage1.jpg]]

Thegarbageman was a volunteer firefighter in Havercroft's Firefigther station (because there is no garbage in Malton). By volunteer, which means being forced by someone (take note kids). He was on duty (A.K.A. sleeping like dead) when the worst happened: the donuts were over. He was on his way to buy more, but then zombies, demons and doors sellers started to attack. What did he do? He bought the donuts.   

'''Spinates'''[[Image:Evil_spinates.jpg]]

Spinates is a demoniac, gothic [[military]] (and dreaming) personnel whose live was been altered after a bomb ruined his favorite pub. Since this, he (and his creative EVIL mind) and his guns (LOTS of GUNS) without bullets are making a loud, irritating yelling in the weired Malton.

==Current Tactics==
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''Subject to changes. Results may vary.''