L.O.S.E.R.S.

Introduction

Lolling Omnipontent Super Extreme Raider Squad
Abbreviation:	L.O.S.E.R.S.
Group Numbers:	6
Leadership:	Emp. justine
Goals:	Wirecutters, Survive
Recruitment Policy:	Open for everyone, except zombies
Contact:	...

The L.O.S.E.R.S. (Lolling Omnipontent Super Extreme Raider Squad) is a small group of ambitious survivors who want to do completely ambitious and random stuff around Malton. We work mostly near West Grayside. However, since 75% of the active characters are controlled by one person, and we don't encourage zerging, expect to see a L.O.S.E.R. anywhere around Malton.

This is expected to change soon - Emp.justine 18:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

I don't think so... - Thegarbageman 21:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Membership

Anyone with a taste for adventure, and a considerable dose of madess, are allowed to join the L.O.S.E.R.S.. To do so, please check the "Joining L.O.S.E.R.S." booklet (Not yet available. Talk directly to one of the current members if you wish to join immediately. Good luck finding us). In order to leave the group, please leave a small amount of money.

No, it's not necessary, but we really want it, you know? - Emp.justine 18:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, you can also sneak out while no one's looking - Emp.justine 18:04, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Current Events

The L.O.S.E.R.S. are currently on a suicide retreat towards the bottom Necrotech Security Zone! Of course, we don't expect to accomplish anything except gain experience and die so some of us can continue to level up, but it's an event nevertheless.

-04/05/2008: Everyone shall meet at the Necrotech Security Zone

-04/01/2008: Everyone shall meet at the Survivor Security Zone

-01/13/2008: Brief stop at the legendary Caiger Mall to resupply. And appreciate the sights of the place that has survived two sieges.

-01/16/2008: One of the L.O.S.E.R.S. has gone on vacation, so the attack is halted until he returns. We shall resupply in the meantime. Caiger for the win!

Members

Are you a new member? Write you story here! Put you photo here too.

Emperor Justine

Also know as "boss", "most experienced player in group" or "in case of attack leave him behind and run like little girls", is as we say, one of the commanders of the group. And you know why? Because he is experienced! Are you THAT experienced? I don't think so.

Imano Ob

The group's scout/spy. Able to be anywhere in Malton, with different identities and appearances, though all equally generic. Known by some as "a mix between Starcraft's Ghost and a really big and impossible to miss sign".

VonCom

VonCom was an old friend of the Thegarbageman in the Firefighter's Academy (where you learn to be a firefighter... yes, THERE is a school for that!). One day he decided to go Acapulco, enjoying his vacations, which was not officialy allowed by the Malton Ministery of SafeGuard. Suddenly, in the take-off, the plane's engine failed (actually it was sabotaged by the Malton Ministery of Safeguad), and fell somewhere in Malton... Somewhere...

Thegarbageman

Thegarbageman was a volunteer firefighter in Havercroft's Firefigther station (because there is no garbage in Malton). By volunteer, which means being forced by someone (take note kids). He was on duty (A.K.A. sleeping like dead) when the worst happened: the donuts were over. He was on his way to buy more, but then zombies, demons and doors sellers started to attack. What did he do? He bought the donuts.

Spinates

Spinates is a demoniac, gothic military (and dreaming) personnel whose live was been altered after a bomb ruined his favorite pub. Since this, he (and his creative EVIL mind) and his guns (LOTS of GUNS) without bullets are making a loud, irritating yelling in the weired Malton.

Current Tactics

	It's a Joke, OK?
	This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.

	McZeds™
	This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.

	ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
	This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

	Survivor Security Zone
	L.O.S.E.R.S. helps to protect the Survivor Security Zone.

	River Tactics Supporter
	This User or Group supports River Tactics.

	Pay It Forward Supporter
	This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive.

	Planned Revivification
	This user or group supports organized revivification.

	Medic
	This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.

	Radio Supplier
	This user or group gives Radios to those who ask.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

	Artifact Protection Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Artifact Protection Policy, acknowledging that the looting of museums is strictly prohibited. This user or group will do what they can to prevent museum theft in order to preserve Malton's cultural and intellectual integrity.

	Fine Art of Malton Supporter
	This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

	Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

Subject to changes. Results may vary.