User:Thegarbageman
Thegarbageman is a firefighter (because there is no garbage in Malton) that had lived most of his life in the Michaud Walk Fire Station, but someday, discovered free running and went to the Ackland Mall. But zeds attacked, as always, every week and Thegarbageman ran like a little girl every attack. Kinch Heights, Tapton, Lockettside, South Blythville and North Blythville have been visited by him in the runnings. It all changed the day that the L.O.S.E.R.S. called him to their group. Then, the Pole Mall was his home, where he discovered grafitti and to use laboratorial stuff. But the attacks never ended and he discovered the Buckley Mall a few steps from his home, there his life was perfect. During a violent zombie wave at the south districts Thegarbageman went to the Fort Creedy, because he wanted to now what is a fort...which ended with the fort been destroyed and he started to walk randomly for months visiting all of Maltons sightseeing locations until he finally gave up and went to West Grayside where he stayed expecting donuts. A year later he gave up waiting and joined Escape, but the Escape plan failed miserably and Michaud Walk Fire Station went back as the center of operations. Some 5 years later he wake up after a bad case of amnesia at North Blythville. No question asked.
Thegarbageman official theme
Spoken: I'm really proud of you
Homie but can the garbage man reall do all those thing syou said?
Oh the Garbage man can Marge the Garbage Man can.
- fingers snap::
- melodic note::
- fingers snap again::
Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too?
THE GARBAGE MAN!!
Oh the Garbage Man can
The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you.
Who can take this diaper?
I don't mind at all
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
THE GARBAGE MAN
yes the garbage man can
The sanitation folks are jolly friendly blokes courteous
and easy going they mop up when your over flowing and tell you when
your arse is showing
Who can.....
Who can.....
Who can.....
Who can.....
THE GARBAGE MAN CAN!!
'Cause he's Homer Simpson Man
HE CLEANS THE WORRRRLD FOOOORRR YOOOUUU
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Supporter of No Tactics |
| I have no clue what I'm doing. |
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Profane Existence Policy Supporter |
| This User or Group supports the Profane Existence Policy & asserts that all Wastelands in the city of Malton are revive-free zombie zones. |
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Artifact Protection Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Artifact Protection Policy, acknowledging that the looting of museums is strictly prohibited. This user or group will do what they can to prevent museum theft in order to preserve Malton's cultural and intellectual integrity. |
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McZeds™ |
| This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food. |
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GOOOOOOOOAL! |
| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton. |
